Ash Billinghay
@ashbillinghay.bsky.social
The best copywriter in the world called Ash Billinghay.
Deleted Facebook from my phone, which is a shame as I really enjoyed those memories of when I looked different and spent time with different people. Ah well, we move.
January 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Deleted Facebook from my phone, which is a shame as I really enjoyed those memories of when I looked different and spent time with different people. Ah well, we move.
New year new me, now with added arms, three new livers and wheels on my bum so I can do sick tricks on my way to Lidl.
January 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
New year new me, now with added arms, three new livers and wheels on my bum so I can do sick tricks on my way to Lidl.
The bit before kick off on Sky Sports+ is bleak. It’s like you’ve gone to the game on your own, but you’re also partially deaf, and you’ve sat miles away from anyone else, and you’ve just realised you hate yourself.
December 10, 2024 at 6:59 PM
The bit before kick off on Sky Sports+ is bleak. It’s like you’ve gone to the game on your own, but you’re also partially deaf, and you’ve sat miles away from anyone else, and you’ve just realised you hate yourself.
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Amazing how many car design experts I’m connected to on LinkedIn.
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Amazing how many car design experts I’m connected to on LinkedIn.
The life of a copywriter:
1. Write about a thing.
2. Get hit with ads for the thing.
3. Resent the thing.
4. Repeat.
1. Write about a thing.
2. Get hit with ads for the thing.
3. Resent the thing.
4. Repeat.
December 2, 2024 at 6:07 PM
The life of a copywriter:
1. Write about a thing.
2. Get hit with ads for the thing.
3. Resent the thing.
4. Repeat.
1. Write about a thing.
2. Get hit with ads for the thing.
3. Resent the thing.
4. Repeat.
How to chase an invoice in three simple steps:
1. Politely remind them that money is due. Apologise for having to bother them. Ask about their family.
2. Ask their family about them. You’re inside their house sipping tea with their gran.
3. You won’t need a step three.
1. Politely remind them that money is due. Apologise for having to bother them. Ask about their family.
2. Ask their family about them. You’re inside their house sipping tea with their gran.
3. You won’t need a step three.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
How to chase an invoice in three simple steps:
1. Politely remind them that money is due. Apologise for having to bother them. Ask about their family.
2. Ask their family about them. You’re inside their house sipping tea with their gran.
3. You won’t need a step three.
1. Politely remind them that money is due. Apologise for having to bother them. Ask about their family.
2. Ask their family about them. You’re inside their house sipping tea with their gran.
3. You won’t need a step three.
Made stollen today. It’s pretty ugly so just imagine a festive looking cake below these words.
November 26, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Made stollen today. It’s pretty ugly so just imagine a festive looking cake below these words.
If I had a third arm I’d use it for making a cup of tea as my other two arms held the first cup of tea I’d make earlier.
November 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
If I had a third arm I’d use it for making a cup of tea as my other two arms held the first cup of tea I’d make earlier.
‘Tis the season of the Channel 5 Christmas movie! Spoiler alert: she will fall for the small town man, he will rediscover the meaning of Christmas, and that old guy with a beard is definitely meant to be Santa.
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
‘Tis the season of the Channel 5 Christmas movie! Spoiler alert: she will fall for the small town man, he will rediscover the meaning of Christmas, and that old guy with a beard is definitely meant to be Santa.
They say a writer’s worst enemy is a blank page, but they’ve clearly never had an escaped murderous clown break into their house, smash their keyboard to pieces and use the letters to spell out, ‘Got you.’
November 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
They say a writer’s worst enemy is a blank page, but they’ve clearly never had an escaped murderous clown break into their house, smash their keyboard to pieces and use the letters to spell out, ‘Got you.’
My colleague for the day.
November 13, 2024 at 7:12 PM
My colleague for the day.
Having failed to be popular on AOL chatrooms, Bebo, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn, I feel like now is really my time to shine.
November 13, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Having failed to be popular on AOL chatrooms, Bebo, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn, I feel like now is really my time to shine.