Ashley💭
@ashbil.bsky.social
Just a childless dog lady doing her best
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We are truly living in some dystopian fever dream reality show in the upside down 🙄
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
We are truly living in some dystopian fever dream reality show in the upside down 🙄
Not that we didnt already know this but, replacing SS Polly Pocket with the walking talking big toe isn't going to change anything clearly
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Not that we didnt already know this but, replacing SS Polly Pocket with the walking talking big toe isn't going to change anything clearly
SS Polly Pocket Bovino wasn't helping them so they had to bring in the human toe
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
SS Polly Pocket Bovino wasn't helping them so they had to bring in the human toe
The thing i keep screaming is: even IF he had threatened them w/ the gun (he didn't), but even if he had, & they tackled him, then confiscated the weapon like they did THEY STILL WOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHOOT HIM & MURDER HIM WHEN THE THREAT IS GONE. My god.
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The thing i keep screaming is: even IF he had threatened them w/ the gun (he didn't), but even if he had, & they tackled him, then confiscated the weapon like they did THEY STILL WOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHOOT HIM & MURDER HIM WHEN THE THREAT IS GONE. My god.
Merrick Garland would've had to have been awake for that...
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Merrick Garland would've had to have been awake for that...
Shaking hands with Freddy Krueger now, I see
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Shaking hands with Freddy Krueger now, I see
It'll also flop as badly as the eriKa KirK "town hall" I'm sure...
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It'll also flop as badly as the eriKa KirK "town hall" I'm sure...
Those machine gun lips aren't going to plump themselves
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Those machine gun lips aren't going to plump themselves
Which was notoriously lawful...
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Which was notoriously lawful...
At the Cumby's around the corner from my house it was $3.17 just yesterday. But, sure, why not 🤷♀️
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At the Cumby's around the corner from my house it was $3.17 just yesterday. But, sure, why not 🤷♀️
And we're acting like this is a real thing because........?
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
And we're acting like this is a real thing because........?
As a NYer...I love this for her 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As a NYer...I love this for her 🤣
God. She deserves the gold metal for those mental gymnastics 🤦♀️
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
God. She deserves the gold metal for those mental gymnastics 🤦♀️
He really thought he was doing something with that grass turns brown "diss" too 🫣
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He really thought he was doing something with that grass turns brown "diss" too 🫣
I knew it. Yesterday I said that the way maga will twist their minds out of accepting reality will be to say "well they were teens, it's not like they were little kids." So grossly predictable 🤮
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I knew it. Yesterday I said that the way maga will twist their minds out of accepting reality will be to say "well they were teens, it's not like they were little kids." So grossly predictable 🤮
We couldn't even get one full week of hope 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We couldn't even get one full week of hope 🙃
Murphy for speaker
SIgned, a NYer
SIgned, a NYer
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Murphy for speaker
SIgned, a NYer
SIgned, a NYer