Verified as a College of Eloquence Bard?

Made your Thanksgiving stuffing, but lacked the correct herbs? Problematic sage gap.

I was assuming Nicvember is why I'm seeing new Nic Cage slack emojis

What units to use to describe malfunction?

I once had to forcefully deconstruct a wiper blade to get it removed from the car. I think the most complicated, expensive tool I used was pliers.

That's the subtitle of my next EDM mix tape.

I like the idea of a tuna lion

TIL "tweets" may feel professional to some.