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Ash
@ash2000.bsky.social
It's Ash, k? Non-breaking space invader. Rainbow flag emoji (🏳️‍🌈). he/him. This account and its views are personal obvs. #Brisbane, #Australia. aka https://bne.social/@ash
I wrote a letter to ChatGPT and I'm waiting patiently to find out what it responds before posting it here.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Ninajirachi won three ARIAs, taking home the Breakthrough Artist, Solo Artist, and Independent Release Awards. The whole album is the exact weird shit I need, and this music vid is exceptional https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWl1Tu9oZmY
#NowListening
Ninajirachi - Fuck My Computer (Official Video)
ⁱ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳᶜᵒᶻ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳⁱᵗ ˢᵃʸˢ ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱᵗ ˢᵃʸˢ ņ̶̜̘͓͔̟̩̮̝́͂͐ͅi̴̺̬͐́n̶͈̩͝a̴̢̧̟̰̞̪̝̥̿̐̏̊̌ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ⁱᵗ...
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November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
wibble bibble bam
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
This dry heat is gorgeous actually. I've been sitting outside all day and it's real nice.
#Brisbane
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The road is very bumpy, so as I try to configure the air conditioning on the car's touch screen I accidentally tap the ejector seat instead. Thankfully it has a confirmation, “are you sure you want to quit?” But as I reach to hit “no” the car hits another bump and moments later the rockets ignite…
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ash is typing…
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Another coffee shop, Good Good.  Industrial polished concrete floors, and the menu projected on the wall in art deco gold and chrome. A place where everyone knows your name and a decaf, lactose free flat white for $7.30.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ok I'm getting frustrated and this is the last shitpost of the day, but someone should really stop Apple from making software. They're just so bad at it 💀
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Lets Encrypt: run this command and it's done.Apple app signing: first, summon a demon.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I want the wubs to sound wet
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
So what's everyone up to? I started and finished work early, and now I'm feeling a bit zonked tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It really is frustrating as a man that men's fashion has so many, highly functional pockets
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the main problem with working from the office is hungry 😤
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Are we all ready for the year 2026? Only 1,260 hours to go.
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
🏳️‍🌈 Brisbane LGBT+ & Allies In Tech Drinks happening on Thursday. If you haven't already, check out the event page and consider coming along!
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A new pilates studio has opened in my building and the promo material is all soft light and rows of identical, moisture-free white women moving black be-leggingsed legs in time with rote precision. Where is the inclusivity in that? Why is nobody offering hairy bear pilates?
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This has a behind the scenes vid over on Insta which makes me very happy https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK2b7sFRuXy/
Subtronics on Instagram: "WONKY ITCHY SCRATCHY BRAIN MUSIC"
249K likes, 5,583 comments - subtronics on June 13, 2025: "WONKY ITCHY SCRATCHY BRAIN MUSIC".
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November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I want to assure you that here at Trusted Shitposter, we take posting shit very seriously.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It's such a beautiful night. The sky is still blue from the last of the sunset, and the fairy lights on my balcony give everything the cinematic cyan and orange look. It's warm, but my fan makes a gentle breeze. Crickets chirp and I can hear people around the neighbourhood enjoying life.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Reposted by Ash
Delivering on an election promise by handing over my 2008-2025 election night tie to the Museum of Australian Democracy, Old Parliament House, Canberra. When I paid $20 for it in 2008, never thought it would end up in a museum.
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Maybe I did this to myself. It's possible I did do this to myself. I'm not having fun any more.
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM