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ash-bluetile.bsky.social
scruffy tomboy skatepunk ashtray loves you 🏳️‍⚧️
@ash-bluetile.bsky.social
65 followers 60 following 600 posts
Tell us a bit about yourself: why, you want me to be your gf? huh? admit it, you’re crushing on me. come and get me
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ash-bluetile.bsky.social
Born too early to deploy to the middle east
Born too late to deploy to the middle east
Born just in time to deploy to the middle east
two panels showing two men talking in a bar. first panel has the current US president’s face pasted on the original image. Dialog: Now, i’ve never gone to war in the middle east. Second panel shows GW Bush’s smiling face pasted on, his response: Dude, you are going to love it
June 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
even if they are wearing this patch? they must be silly lil goobers, right?
a round patch parodying the infamous Wagner PMC, rebranded as PMC Boykisser Group, is affixed to an olive drab piece of ripstop nylon. the patch is black with white lettering on the outer edge “PMC Boykisser Group” and (presumably) the same motto rendered in the cyrillic alphabet. a ring of red surrounds the lettering. within smaller ring of red, at the center of the patch, is Mauzy Mice’s smirking Silly Cat character (frequently styled as “boykisser cat” or “the silly goober”) with red crosshairs encroaching on his visage from four points
January 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
nobody: hey wanna bang?
my ace-spec ass: hell yeah i want to hear colors babe
a can of *bang* brand energy drink that is about to get drunk on a grimy woodgrain office table in a nondescript workplace
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
listen, i am *la fille plus punque*
selfie of ash, a middle aged skate punk wearing a red plaid flannel shirt and a tattoo choker, sneering at the camera and sticking her tongue out of the corner of her mouth her room is still a mess so is she she doesn’t care because she is punque
January 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
bitch, you should knit again (inner monologue)
ash, a middle ages trans girl baddie, is modeling a tirolischer style sweater that she knitted a long time ago. also her room is a mess. she is a mess too but she is trying.
January 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
all the messy bitches mix plaids
mirror selfie of that messy bitch ash in kits messy room. kit’s wearing a long skirt in muted grey plaid, a gray v-neck with a red plaid flannel shirt tied at the hem, and a festive pink spiked collar
December 22, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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nautical bitch
view from the upper deck of a passenger ferry, light blue sky turning almost white at the horizon, the water a deep azure, some wooden benches on a green diamond plate deck and part of a white smokestack shroud are visible
December 2, 2024 at 6:09 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
best scam email ever

how did they know i was in the market for bulk petroleum storage solutions??
obvious scam email offering the following: “TANK STORAGE!!! We provide safe and efficient Petroleum storage solutions for your liquid and bulk products. Our tank farm is equipped with state-of-the-art facilities and experienced professionals to handle all your storage needs. Product quantity, product name and specify the Port for the Tank Storage Agreement (TSA) to be issued to you/your esteemed clients/buyers. For more details” etc
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
finally mastered the skill of standing like a four year old

this will be a valuable addition to my resume
it’s ash, mirror selfie in skate shoes, skater skirt, black kneehis, and a flannel shirt. what a doofy girl, just standing there like a four year old
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
week of trans visibility?

i’m clockable from low earth orbit bitch
it’s a very tired ash, trans flag hoodie and two collars cuz she tired
November 13, 2024 at 12:53 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
tired mommy is judging you
it’s that bitch ash, wearing a blue sweater and black coat, sitting in a very messy room,
November 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
skate punk mommy is very proud of you
middle aged trans girl traveses a table-top separating roundwall from bank on a skateboard
October 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
moxie
October 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
what did you just do to my brain?
October 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
citizens! prepare for the end of the republic and hail your new leader
make rome imperial again!
two election yard signs for cæsar augustus, one reads “ready for octavian“ the other proclaiming „gaius julius cæsar octavianus“ - both bear the tagline „strength. stability. security“
October 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
blueberry bismarck

the iron pastry
October 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
this is what a girl needs
a collapsing baton with a pink handle and a bag from Donut Dip (containing a bismarck) sit on the dashboard of a very old car
October 9, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
this is a good place to hang out when i’m having a once-in-a-century breakdown

cute joke here
thighs and knees in dungarees with a pizza stain sauce and cheese
October 9, 2024 at 6:19 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
felt cute

might buy pepper spray and a kubotan later
the big bricky bitch called ash dressed like a person who is about to get serious about self defense
October 9, 2024 at 10:39 AM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
the moon loves girls and skateboarding
2 for 2
i’m in for sure
a crescent moon appears above the lip of a skate bowl
October 8, 2024 at 10:24 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
action boob (just one)
blurry out of focus screenshot of ash turning frontside and all you can see is a helmet, an arm, and a hypno boob
October 6, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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coworker: excuse me sir

me: sir?!?!?! with the tits????? reallllly?

coworker: s-s-sorry, ma’am

me: just busting your balls this time

coworker: (runs away)
the “sir” in question is your favorite trans muscle cougar, ash, pressing a finger to her lips in the “shhhh” gesture
October 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
tits and ass in the same picture?

just need to stretch out your back a little every day
it’s that vain brick ash contorting to get a fore and aft mirror selfie
September 25, 2024 at 10:05 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
got an endo referral for doctor murphy

he puts everything in your butt
cover of the eddie murphy 45 of “boogie in your butt”
September 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
ash-bluetile.bsky.social
i wear this not because i like my girldick

but because i like your girldick

the ice cream cone is a subtle metaphor

thanks @clove.bsky.social for my favorite top
it’s that cringy brick ash eating an ice cream cone in one of clove’s girldick t-shirts
September 23, 2024 at 3:51 PM