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aseltzer.bsky.social
@aseltzer.bsky.social
Cast iron wall fully intact and kitchen spotless clean. Let the next season of hosting #AirBNB begin.
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Just needed a comfort cd tonight. Leftover from high school.
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Brisket turned out ok, kids.
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@cornpuzzle.bsky.social honestly if the reindeer don’t sweep every category, I might finally write you guys a review.
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We like to have fun around here.
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
…parts…
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A story in two…
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hey ya’ll I like this one #vinylcommunity
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hendrix is an alien

#vinylcommunity
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Most underrated holiday album. This one smells slightly of mildew, so it probably came from your memaw’s house.

#vinylcommunity
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I assume they held up a bag of cocaine in front of Billy and said, “Billy, Christmas album?” And he said, “Another bag and some keyboards please.”

#vinylcommunity
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Excellent album #vinylcommunity #uturn
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My mom’s English Christmas teapots right beside my vinyl and Lego collection just as she intended god rest her soul

#vinylcommunity #vinyl #legocommunity
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Can’t recommend enough…
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My guy with the tent on top of your SUV. Cool set up Brayden, but you’re just going to the office like the rest of us.
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My #Hokies kind of suck these days, but I’m happy to watch a win.
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of the best pop stars to ever do it

#vinlycommunity #uturn
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Metallica and justice for all #vinylcommunity
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rolling Stones - Emotional Rescue #vinylcommunity
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is why you play the Super Bowl
October 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nothing Man.
September 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My team isn’t shuffle passing enough. Shovel passing? Honestly not sure, but they aren’t doing it enough.
September 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Lumineers releasing a song named “Same Old Song,” with the repeating lyrics “we sing the same old song,” is a different level of irony.
May 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I believe one of the core things we are missing as Americans… when was the last time you gave someone a light?
February 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I get an email with my full name, address, & telephone number explaining that they’ve hacked my system & have videos of my doing “you know what” to “you know what sites,” have my contacts, & will start sending the videos if I don’t pay. 1st be specific you coward. 2nd, that shit would be hilarious.
February 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM