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Hes morphed into The Hairy Cornflake.
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hes morphed into The Hairy Cornflake.
I've had more jobs than I can shake a stick at. I've never had to do overtime, be that paid or unpaid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I've had more jobs than I can shake a stick at. I've never had to do overtime, be that paid or unpaid.
Why would this information be important to you?
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Why would this information be important to you?
I deliberatly miss them out in order to send the grammer wankers into meltdown.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I deliberatly miss them out in order to send the grammer wankers into meltdown.
Trump says something -anything- and its front page news. Its the Guardian's way.
February 9, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Trump says something -anything- and its front page news. Its the Guardian's way.
Not the Ancient Greeks again? Bastards!
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Not the Ancient Greeks again? Bastards!
Thry should have spelt it 'Nikey' then.
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Thry should have spelt it 'Nikey' then.
He showed his true colours lads week when he declaired he'd rather be in London.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
He showed his true colours lads week when he declaired he'd rather be in London.
Very true. I dont know how many times glass milk bottles were re-used but i imagine it may have been close to 1000.
February 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Very true. I dont know how many times glass milk bottles were re-used but i imagine it may have been close to 1000.
Plastic milk bottles are readily recyclable but your point is a valid one.
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Plastic milk bottles are readily recyclable but your point is a valid one.
Someone buy you a big bag of Charlie?
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Someone buy you a big bag of Charlie?
You were probably ok before and after the coke. That stuff really does make people dull
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
You were probably ok before and after the coke. That stuff really does make people dull
Thats because ive never taken drugs or drank - thus proving my point.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Thats because ive never taken drugs or drank - thus proving my point.
Not necessarily. But never doing them makes you dull.
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Not necessarily. But never doing them makes you dull.
Its great. If i see a big queue of people i just walk past the lot and go straight to the front. Never been turned back by the serving bar staff yet.
January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Its great. If i see a big queue of people i just walk past the lot and go straight to the front. Never been turned back by the serving bar staff yet.
2 days ago they said it would rain today (Friday).
Not seen a drop.
Not seen a drop.
January 30, 2026 at 5:06 PM
2 days ago they said it would rain today (Friday).
Not seen a drop.
Not seen a drop.
Your seat might have a recline function but like the op, my nose has a lot of bogies in it.
Keep that hair of yours washed Mike .
Keep that hair of yours washed Mike .
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Your seat might have a recline function but like the op, my nose has a lot of bogies in it.
Keep that hair of yours washed Mike .
Keep that hair of yours washed Mike .
The Med looks like Wile E Coyote
January 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The Med looks like Wile E Coyote
'Americans didnt vote for this'. Maybe. But they didnt NOT vote for it either. Millions just couln't be bothered.
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
'Americans didnt vote for this'. Maybe. But they didnt NOT vote for it either. Millions just couln't be bothered.
Because the advice to strengthen a sprained ankle by standing on one leg can only be performed by elite athletes 🤦♀️
January 24, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Because the advice to strengthen a sprained ankle by standing on one leg can only be performed by elite athletes 🤦♀️
Its the seleb versions that grate me. Half the show is given over to them giving us a backstory, waffling on about their chosen charities or bowling us over with their wit and jokes. Just get on with the f_ing quiz for God's sake!
January 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Its the seleb versions that grate me. Half the show is given over to them giving us a backstory, waffling on about their chosen charities or bowling us over with their wit and jokes. Just get on with the f_ing quiz for God's sake!
They've had more managers than the Fall have had members.
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
They've had more managers than the Fall have had members.
Never drink in a pub with a flat roof.
January 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Never drink in a pub with a flat roof.
Its cats falling over that really grind my gears. Poor things being laughed at.
And dont get me started at men hitting other men with frying pans. Grrrrr!
And dont get me started at men hitting other men with frying pans. Grrrrr!
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Its cats falling over that really grind my gears. Poor things being laughed at.
And dont get me started at men hitting other men with frying pans. Grrrrr!
And dont get me started at men hitting other men with frying pans. Grrrrr!