I love TikTok I got a video on my for you that made me cry about someone moving their wedding up so their dying grandma could be there. Then I scrolled and immediately heard “ You can still suck dick even if you’re a top.”
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I love TikTok I got a video on my for you that made me cry about someone moving their wedding up so their dying grandma could be there. Then I scrolled and immediately heard “ You can still suck dick even if you’re a top.”
Sometimes life gets in the way of posting
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sometimes life gets in the way of posting
If we never had A Christmas Carol and then someone made it today it would be considered woke
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If we never had A Christmas Carol and then someone made it today it would be considered woke
woke up yearning again
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
woke up yearning again
my life is flashing before my eyes at all times
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
my life is flashing before my eyes at all times
My insurance plan is an HMO which means my doctor has to double check if it’s cool with a billionaire before helping me
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My insurance plan is an HMO which means my doctor has to double check if it’s cool with a billionaire before helping me
My mom tried to give me an edible while we were watching Seven
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My mom tried to give me an edible while we were watching Seven
I just stole a baby’s intellectual property
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I just stole a baby’s intellectual property
how are all of our politics about trans swimmers when I receive at least 3 phone calls per day from people who are actively trying to rob me
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
how are all of our politics about trans swimmers when I receive at least 3 phone calls per day from people who are actively trying to rob me
can we please just have universal healthcare so this lady can stop selling shart kits on tik tok shop
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
can we please just have universal healthcare so this lady can stop selling shart kits on tik tok shop
By age 30, you should be subscribed to at least 3 Patreons
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
By age 30, you should be subscribed to at least 3 Patreons
don’t project your healthcare plan onto me we are not the same
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
don’t project your healthcare plan onto me we are not the same
why am I going to an mcr show and watching dan and phil videos in 2025
October 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
why am I going to an mcr show and watching dan and phil videos in 2025
I hope to see the downfall of Ticketmaster in my lifetime
September 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I hope to see the downfall of Ticketmaster in my lifetime
My mom didn’t know who RKF Jr was……feeling soooooooooooo jealous of her rn
September 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My mom didn’t know who RKF Jr was……feeling soooooooooooo jealous of her rn
I have a pride bumper sticker that I’m hesitating to put on my car because I’m lowkey a bad driver and I don’t want to vindicate someone’s homophobia when I accidentally cut them off in traffic
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have a pride bumper sticker that I’m hesitating to put on my car because I’m lowkey a bad driver and I don’t want to vindicate someone’s homophobia when I accidentally cut them off in traffic
If you’re ever on the toilet and you think of this, you could be really really scared, and I often am
September 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If you’re ever on the toilet and you think of this, you could be really really scared, and I often am
But shoutout to women in many ways
September 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
But shoutout to women in many ways
I’m very easily influenced for example I once did shrooms just because I saw a clip of Ben Stiller saying he had done them once and I really liked secret life of Walter Mitty
September 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m very easily influenced for example I once did shrooms just because I saw a clip of Ben Stiller saying he had done them once and I really liked secret life of Walter Mitty
It seems like the only way to escape the corporate rat race in America is to post “What I eat in a day” videos
September 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It seems like the only way to escape the corporate rat race in America is to post “What I eat in a day” videos
Boy Scout badges are like: how to kill a fish with nothing but your bare hands and Girl Scout badges are like: Running your own small business
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Boy Scout badges are like: how to kill a fish with nothing but your bare hands and Girl Scout badges are like: Running your own small business
My partner and I don’t have time to have sex every day. We have to do chores
September 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My partner and I don’t have time to have sex every day. We have to do chores
What’s the difference between a nemesis and an archnemesis? Does having an archnemesis require extra skills/experience?
September 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What’s the difference between a nemesis and an archnemesis? Does having an archnemesis require extra skills/experience?
I truly use my phone the way CEOs used their BlackBerries in the early 2000s
September 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I truly use my phone the way CEOs used their BlackBerries in the early 2000s
Doing shrooms in Bali is just the millennial version of eat pray loving
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Doing shrooms in Bali is just the millennial version of eat pray loving