Autistic velociraptor
@asdraptor.bsky.social
I am a talking velociraptor who also happens to be autistic, what else is there to know?
Oh, right. Apparently, I'm a he/him or idk... Whatever goes well with you.
Oh, right. Apparently, I'm a he/him or idk... Whatever goes well with you.
Extremely mixed feelings about this. I'm very confused right now.
August 6, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Extremely mixed feelings about this. I'm very confused right now.
Hate who really deserves it. Gamestop.
August 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Hate who really deserves it. Gamestop.
Simone Pirlon signore e signori.
Non sono sicuro se questo è cattiveria o semplicemente mancanza di cervello. Non si può essere così imbecille senza un danno considerevole in testa.
Non sono sicuro se questo è cattiveria o semplicemente mancanza di cervello. Non si può essere così imbecille senza un danno considerevole in testa.
August 2, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Simone Pirlon signore e signori.
Non sono sicuro se questo è cattiveria o semplicemente mancanza di cervello. Non si può essere così imbecille senza un danno considerevole in testa.
Non sono sicuro se questo è cattiveria o semplicemente mancanza di cervello. Non si può essere così imbecille senza un danno considerevole in testa.
La destra italiana alle Olimpiadi
July 30, 2024 at 10:44 AM
La destra italiana alle Olimpiadi
SONO LE 10 DI SERA PORCODDIO!
July 29, 2024 at 8:10 PM
SONO LE 10 DI SERA PORCODDIO!
In un momento di debolezza, io mi mangio una barattolino al pistacchio da solo.
Ma pare che sto sbagliando perché la norma è andare e ammazzare a coltellate una ragazza.
Mi tengo per me cosa penso perché sicuramente scriverlo sia un'offesa bannabile.
Ma pare che sto sbagliando perché la norma è andare e ammazzare a coltellate una ragazza.
Mi tengo per me cosa penso perché sicuramente scriverlo sia un'offesa bannabile.
July 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
In un momento di debolezza, io mi mangio una barattolino al pistacchio da solo.
Ma pare che sto sbagliando perché la norma è andare e ammazzare a coltellate una ragazza.
Mi tengo per me cosa penso perché sicuramente scriverlo sia un'offesa bannabile.
Ma pare che sto sbagliando perché la norma è andare e ammazzare a coltellate una ragazza.
Mi tengo per me cosa penso perché sicuramente scriverlo sia un'offesa bannabile.
He didn't fuck a couch, ok?!
Not to completion!
Not in the last five years at least!
Not to completion!
Not in the last five years at least!
July 25, 2024 at 8:08 AM
He didn't fuck a couch, ok?!
Not to completion!
Not in the last five years at least!
Not to completion!
Not in the last five years at least!
I call it Eau d'Autan
July 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I call it Eau d'Autan
Oggi ho imparato che non sono un vero uomo e che, probabilmente, non conosco manco uno.
Camillo mi ha aperto gli occhi.
Camillo mi ha aperto gli occhi.
July 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Oggi ho imparato che non sono un vero uomo e che, probabilmente, non conosco manco uno.
Camillo mi ha aperto gli occhi.
Camillo mi ha aperto gli occhi.
Forbes: You know what do Trump have in common with black people? If they're alive it's because they survived a shooting.
I wish I was making this up...
I wish I was making this up...
July 15, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Forbes: You know what do Trump have in common with black people? If they're alive it's because they survived a shooting.
I wish I was making this up...
I wish I was making this up...
This is the patent of a toilet paper roll. It shows the correct way to hang it.
I am not taking questions about it.
I am not taking questions about it.
June 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
This is the patent of a toilet paper roll. It shows the correct way to hang it.
I am not taking questions about it.
I am not taking questions about it.
Wow, this year Madrid wanted to compete as the most bigoted city for the Pride. What's the Pride? Heels, drinks, condoms and a flowers. They missed the opportunity to include a picture of pedobear, right? Well... Look better in the poster. I'm not sure it's a coincidence knowing them fascists.
June 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Wow, this year Madrid wanted to compete as the most bigoted city for the Pride. What's the Pride? Heels, drinks, condoms and a flowers. They missed the opportunity to include a picture of pedobear, right? Well... Look better in the poster. I'm not sure it's a coincidence knowing them fascists.
Bwaahahaha!!! I wish I was making this shit up... America has MAGA idiots, we have MEGA idiots. Ours are better, ours are MEGA.
June 18, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Bwaahahaha!!! I wish I was making this shit up... America has MAGA idiots, we have MEGA idiots. Ours are better, ours are MEGA.
I think it's time for us in Italy to start saying openly that fascists should stay at home or they will end like Mussolini did. The only good fascist is the dead fascist. And this just proves it.
June 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I think it's time for us in Italy to start saying openly that fascists should stay at home or they will end like Mussolini did. The only good fascist is the dead fascist. And this just proves it.
Not bad!! I'm still in my 20's!!
But jesus christ, Karen, you need to give me a break, every day I end up beaten.
I completely recommend this to anyone with a switch who likes punching things!! Such an adrenaline rush!!
But jesus christ, Karen, you need to give me a break, every day I end up beaten.
I completely recommend this to anyone with a switch who likes punching things!! Such an adrenaline rush!!
June 8, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Not bad!! I'm still in my 20's!!
But jesus christ, Karen, you need to give me a break, every day I end up beaten.
I completely recommend this to anyone with a switch who likes punching things!! Such an adrenaline rush!!
But jesus christ, Karen, you need to give me a break, every day I end up beaten.
I completely recommend this to anyone with a switch who likes punching things!! Such an adrenaline rush!!
It's coming!! It's coming!! But only on a "vision show" bc they can't sell it here as a car. They really are doing a show so people can see it without being able to buy it!!
June 6, 2024 at 5:20 PM
It's coming!! It's coming!! But only on a "vision show" bc they can't sell it here as a car. They really are doing a show so people can see it without being able to buy it!!
The bottles, just in case you're wondering, come with instructions on how to use the lid.
June 6, 2024 at 9:23 AM
The bottles, just in case you're wondering, come with instructions on how to use the lid.
Apparently, Italian fascists are dumb enough to not know how to drink from a bottle with a lid that remains attached.
Have you tried using a neurone?
(He's criticising that the EU made a law so water bottle lids have to remain attached so they don't get lost and people don't litter)
Have you tried using a neurone?
(He's criticising that the EU made a law so water bottle lids have to remain attached so they don't get lost and people don't litter)
June 6, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Apparently, Italian fascists are dumb enough to not know how to drink from a bottle with a lid that remains attached.
Have you tried using a neurone?
(He's criticising that the EU made a law so water bottle lids have to remain attached so they don't get lost and people don't litter)
Have you tried using a neurone?
(He's criticising that the EU made a law so water bottle lids have to remain attached so they don't get lost and people don't litter)
So Israel is breaking their diplomatic relations with Spain, Ireland and Norway after those countries recognise Palestine state. Uhm... Ok, bye?
May 23, 2024 at 11:00 AM
So Israel is breaking their diplomatic relations with Spain, Ireland and Norway after those countries recognise Palestine state. Uhm... Ok, bye?
Congratulations Germany on your new antisemitic label!
May 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Congratulations Germany on your new antisemitic label!
I was today years old when I learned that Lara Croft's first adventure on Japan's Sega Saturn was called Tomb Raiders and now I can't stop thinking about why. Who was the second raider? The old butler who lived in the fridge? (Don't act innocent, you did that too)
May 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Lara Croft's first adventure on Japan's Sega Saturn was called Tomb Raiders and now I can't stop thinking about why. Who was the second raider? The old butler who lived in the fridge? (Don't act innocent, you did that too)