Somehow, somewhere, back down the road, we thought truth was important. Then we discovered that the truth, the facts, and what REALLY happened can be three different things.

And these same Earthlings spend large amounts of currency to get into metal boxes and DRIVE TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER, usually just missing one another by a few feet. Not just once…hundreds of times. (And: They are pretty bad at it as they only connect once in a while.)

Imagine flying back to your Planet 76-{#^+} and reporting that Earthlings take a dried bush, grind it up, roll it in paper, SET IT ON FIRE, then suck it into their lungs—and laugh and laugh!

So, according to the NY Post the government is keeping track of what people have stuck in their butts including, among other things, a pumpkin spice-scented Yankee Candle, a baseball, a light bulb, and 40 other things.

I think the Trump administration has finally found something worthwhile doing.

One of our Greene people is resigning saying she cannot stand to keep working in “such a toxic environment”!