hey wanna join me?

can't cover it

sit on him

never know jn is such a exhib cunt

- I like this one, honey.
_ Idk, it's a douchebag car. Let's keep looking.
- Let's. Oh? Doors are closed. Wait, the salesman is gone!
_ Shit! It's so hot in here!
- We need to get out bro!
_ "Bro"? FUCK! Look in the mirror!
- We're huge! I-I can't stop flexing!
_ Dis car's sick bro
- fr bruh huhuh💪

- Hello, is this Jon?
_ No, this is Jon's BOYFRIEND.
- Oh right, you're the cuck. Nice to meet you.
_ Excuse me?! Wtf are you talking about?!
- Hang on, Imma send you a pic.
_ H-HOLY FUCK…!
- I know. Think you can top that, cuck?
_ …
- Thought so. Stop wasting my time, cuck.
_ Honey, i-it's for you…

Bro you were right. It really worked!
I look so hot!
Now let's hurry, we're gonna be late to… where we going again?
…shirtless jog on the beach? Yea, that seems right huhuhu
Bro I just can't stop flexing, is this normal?
Feels good to flex…
Dumb jock?
I'm not dumb, I'm…
No wait, I'm dumb af huhuh

Bro! Thank God you're here!
LOOK! It wont go down!
This new drug is-wtf are u doing?!
D-don't touch it! I called u to help me not to-
BRO PUT UR CLOTHES BACK ON
Nonono don't sit on-OH FUUUCK

What...? U gonna milk me dry?
WOAH S-SLOW DOWN BRO
IT FEELS T-TOO GOOD
MIND GOING BLANK
OH FUCK HELP MEEEE

Get away from me, you freaks!
I saw what you did to Eric!
I won't be turned into a dumb jock!
H-HEY! L-LET GO OF ME!
Please not the #BroCap!
I won't be able to resist its-NOOO
FUUUCK
Mind's getting foggy…
Head… empty…
Need to… resist…
Want to… … workout
Flexing is good!

Check these guns, bros huhuh