Andy
@asdesigned1975.bsky.social
I don't know, they seem to be getting on
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I don't know, they seem to be getting on
This is the exact reason I opted to go micro
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is the exact reason I opted to go micro
When I had to visit the office in Newcastle it was half the price of the train fare to fly from Southampton. Thankfully I work from home 99℅ of the time. But as long as I keep washing out my peanut butter jars to save the environment.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When I had to visit the office in Newcastle it was half the price of the train fare to fly from Southampton. Thankfully I work from home 99℅ of the time. But as long as I keep washing out my peanut butter jars to save the environment.
Wait until you hear about the black eyed peas
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wait until you hear about the black eyed peas
Or 12 months, bottom
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Or 12 months, bottom
Weird that you think skilled trades people are stupid and yet they are doing something you are entirely incapable of. Can't you check your own gas is safe...as the smartest kid at school?
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Weird that you think skilled trades people are stupid and yet they are doing something you are entirely incapable of. Can't you check your own gas is safe...as the smartest kid at school?
Porridge.
Sorry not sure what the game is
Sorry not sure what the game is
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Porridge.
Sorry not sure what the game is
Sorry not sure what the game is
I think they have already invented a pill that boosts your mood and makes you exercise all night.
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think they have already invented a pill that boosts your mood and makes you exercise all night.
Benefits of working at a Scout camp I guess?
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Benefits of working at a Scout camp I guess?
They might buy your story, we do not. Honestly, I was trying to vacuum a fart, that's why I had a nozzle up my arse. Also I fart easier when dressed in women's clothes and sporting a gimp mask
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They might buy your story, we do not. Honestly, I was trying to vacuum a fart, that's why I had a nozzle up my arse. Also I fart easier when dressed in women's clothes and sporting a gimp mask
It won't bring her back John
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It won't bring her back John
I don't know, I quite like hearing Mistletoe and Wine at Christmas
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don't know, I quite like hearing Mistletoe and Wine at Christmas
Absolutely, who on earth would want to do it 240 times in a row
September 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Absolutely, who on earth would want to do it 240 times in a row
Absolutely, and it's never 30 seconds, it's more like 10 minutes of discussion. The thing people don't realise is that it's only minutes for them, but if 20 others have already asked a simple question that day, then it's hours lost from your actual task, and it resets your thought process every time
September 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Absolutely, and it's never 30 seconds, it's more like 10 minutes of discussion. The thing people don't realise is that it's only minutes for them, but if 20 others have already asked a simple question that day, then it's hours lost from your actual task, and it resets your thought process every time
These random 'just walk in and ask' questions are the exact reason I love working from home. Don't worry I'll just drop whatever I'm doing, interrupt my train of thought for your inane questions...that could have easily been in an email. The productivity lost by constant interruptions is immense.
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
These random 'just walk in and ask' questions are the exact reason I love working from home. Don't worry I'll just drop whatever I'm doing, interrupt my train of thought for your inane questions...that could have easily been in an email. The productivity lost by constant interruptions is immense.
Worked as a web developer for a car loans company years ago. The head of digital handed me a printout with a screenshot of a page that didn't load quickly. 10 years on and that print out still hasn't loaded.
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Worked as a web developer for a car loans company years ago. The head of digital handed me a printout with a screenshot of a page that didn't load quickly. 10 years on and that print out still hasn't loaded.
Imagine what the 'worst' man was like at this wedding
August 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Imagine what the 'worst' man was like at this wedding
Unfortunately his hobby is murdering prostitutes and hiding their bodies in the loft
August 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Unfortunately his hobby is murdering prostitutes and hiding their bodies in the loft
If only there was a way you didn't have to have an affair, sounds awful mate, sounds like there was nothing you could have done to stop it.
August 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If only there was a way you didn't have to have an affair, sounds awful mate, sounds like there was nothing you could have done to stop it.
What opinion of yours gained a follow from Jim Davidson?
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
What opinion of yours gained a follow from Jim Davidson?
Where can I access the whiteboard remotely? Maybe Livestream it? Do I need to send you an email if the whiteboard needs updating? I wish there was a better way, like an app or something
August 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Where can I access the whiteboard remotely? Maybe Livestream it? Do I need to send you an email if the whiteboard needs updating? I wish there was a better way, like an app or something
Yeah when I am walking the dog on a warm evening at the beach, watching the sun set as the waves gently lap in the shore I always think to myself yeah this is just shit. I would much rather commute to work on a hot sweaty tube train, then to home and hear constant sirens.
July 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yeah when I am walking the dog on a warm evening at the beach, watching the sun set as the waves gently lap in the shore I always think to myself yeah this is just shit. I would much rather commute to work on a hot sweaty tube train, then to home and hear constant sirens.
You showed some Enterprise doing that
July 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You showed some Enterprise doing that
I'm sure VR porn would be great, but there's always the nagging doubt that someone will come home early and see you...like that
July 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm sure VR porn would be great, but there's always the nagging doubt that someone will come home early and see you...like that