I did that once making pumpkin cheesecake bars, thankfully not for a holiday. I still triple check that I've got the right one out to this day

My personal record for a Thanksgiving Costco shop is about 15 minutes, but maybe I can beat that with the new opening time

Ugh, yes. We had to get a Roku because half our services broke when Samsung decided they weren't going to update our perfectly functional TV anymore. Supposedly you can avoid that by getting a commercial display instead

The kid who sent my kid texts with the n word has a dad with a cyber truck

Sometimes old soles disintegrate as soon as you use them even though they look okay. Put it on your watch list, and they'll probably send you a discount

Now? I've seen this nonsense for years. Sometimes it's onions instead. Anything instead of taking your kid to the doctor where someone vaccinated might shed on them

I ruined anything mint chocolate for myself for years at a college marching band party where we were pouring them directly into our mouths

This has been all over the more fringe crunchy mom groups for years. I think it has its own tag on r/shitmomgroupssay

A speech therapist once told me some experts believe hyperlexia is 100% correlated with autism. It was certainly true for our kid

I get a little kick out of telling that to people who obsess over precocious reading because they don't like it at all

The pro-capitulate-to-Trump-though-we're-winning Senate Dems are correct that Republicans agreeing to extend ACA subsidies was not going to happen. Where they're wrong is not seeing that forcing Senate Republicans to nuke the filibuster is the best possible outcome on every time horizon

Find the fax number. I like sending something in large, boldface type that uses lots of ink