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Asciicat
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NSFW 🔞 MDNI
she/her
trans af, bb 🏳️‍⚧️
wildly sapphic - poly
gamer, anime geek, old (46)
hey democrats, how many fucking times does it take to fucking sink in???
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
good morning!

Weekend was pretty alright, did a bunch of nothing with my nesting partner of seven years as of yesterday.

this week - getting my program proposals in, full of queer events at the library; advocacy meetings; and hopefully maybe find someone to fuck me. 😁

how about you?
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the cleavage in question
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Welcome to Antifa HQ. Choose your inflatable... FIGHT!

I'm going for pure nightmare instilling and lasting discomforting horror here. i want them to close their eyes and forever see me waddling towards them, unhinged giggle rising above the din of a chanting crowd.
October 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Anyone wanna make me their girlfriend?
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I made cheeseburger kandi.

I'm undeservedly proud of this.
August 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
think this might help? 🫦
August 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
cause then I feel like I'm doing something or solving something for someone instead of being useless. which is far more accurate in really nearly every aspect of existence.
June 22, 2024 at 11:53 PM
was curious to see if I could make a garter out of kandi. I finished it last night. I think it turned out kinda good.
June 15, 2024 at 5:09 PM
the elevator at the hospital can take you to the FUTURE!!!
June 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I CRAVE!

IT HUNGERS!!!!
June 4, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Reskeet with your mental state
May 7, 2024 at 4:39 AM
good morning, my lovelies. anyone else desperate for lips to kiss?
April 26, 2024 at 1:00 PM
well, I forgot mine, but I'm not leaving the house anyway.
April 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Okies, this is fun...

but why does pally always end up at high for me? honestly, I would have figured barbarian.
April 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
please 🥺🥺🥺

really feeling a deep and primal need for some gorgeous sapphic vampire to press me into the bed and mark me, claim me, make me yours 🥺👉👈
April 18, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Get in losers, we’re skeeting memes we made by ourselves

alright, not really a meme; but I still laugh when I see come back over this.
April 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
LOVE IS A COMPETITION AND I'M LOSING!!!
February 14, 2024 at 7:01 PM
hello lil guy
January 31, 2024 at 11:52 PM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation
December 26, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Post a 5⭐album and nominate 6 others to do the same(if they like🙃)

Tough fuckin task! gonna go with The Tragically Hip's "Phantom Power" I always come back to it when happy or sad.

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December 22, 2023 at 2:45 PM
quote this with street graffiti from your phone
December 11, 2023 at 3:02 PM
If you see this post a bridge.

Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers

okay, the image doesn't have the full score, so the joke is kinda lost. but go listen to it. I'm funny, okay.
December 5, 2023 at 3:43 PM
someone needs to turn me into a bundt cake, apparently
November 9, 2023 at 5:28 PM
it arrived!!! c'mon, my lovelies, let's play!!!
October 23, 2023 at 11:15 PM