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Asciicat
@asciicat.bsky.social
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NSFW 🔞 MDNI
she/her
trans af, bb 🏳️‍⚧️
wildly sapphic - poly
gamer, anime geek, old (46)
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asciicat.bsky.social
hey democrats, how many fucking times does it take to fucking sink in???
a Peanuts cartoon featuring Charlie Brown as he fails to kick the football, yet again, as Lucy yanks it away from his efforts sending him flying through the air like a fucking idiot. Again, because he never fucking learns.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
good morning!

Weekend was pretty alright, did a bunch of nothing with my nesting partner of seven years as of yesterday.

this week - getting my program proposals in, full of queer events at the library; advocacy meetings; and hopefully maybe find someone to fuck me. 😁

how about you?
a smiling woman wearing pink and teal glasses. she is wearing a pink and teal striped button-down shirt that is open slightly revealing cleavage.
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
the cleavage in question
a smirking woman's cleavage is proudly shown from under a partially unbuttoned black tanktop beneath an open pink denim jacket.
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
Welcome to Antifa HQ. Choose your inflatable... FIGHT!

I'm going for pure nightmare instilling and lasting discomforting horror here. i want them to close their eyes and forever see me waddling towards them, unhinged giggle rising above the din of a chanting crowd.
A distopic horror of an inflatable costume of a baby with brown hair in pigtails, blue eyes, and a pink pacifier in her mouth. It wears a diaper and a bib that has the words "Daddy's lil Girl" written on it in pink cursive script.
October 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
Anyone wanna make me their girlfriend?
a simplistic cartoon woman throws a taco, hitting another cartoon woman in the head with the crunchy delight. The woman struck with the taco is falling forward. the text "How to get a girlfriend" is written above the cartoon.
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
I made cheeseburger kandi.

I'm undeservedly proud of this.
a kandi bracelet designed and shaped to look like a cheeseburger. a kandi bracelet designed and shaped to look like a cheeseburger.
August 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
think this might help? 🫦
a picture of a wooden paddle with s kitten imprint is nestled within a pile of coiled pink and teal rope.
August 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
cause then I feel like I'm doing something or solving something for someone instead of being useless. which is far more accurate in really nearly every aspect of existence.
a glass of wine sits on a table in front of a partially assembled jigsaw puzzle
June 22, 2024 at 11:53 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
was curious to see if I could make a garter out of kandi. I finished it last night. I think it turned out kinda good.
the picture features a kandi garter in the design of a trans flag made from pony beads with a corset closure and silver chain details. asciicat's leg is modeling a kandi garter on her thigh. The design of garter features a trans flag made from pony beads with a corset closure and silver chain details. asciicat's leg is modeling a kandi garter on her thigh. The design of garter features a trans flag made from pony beads with a corset closure and silver chain details.
June 15, 2024 at 5:09 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
the elevator at the hospital can take you to the FUTURE!!!
elevator floor directory. It reads: "2. Patient rooms s2501-s2530" a space separates between the next lines. "1. Administration, Chapel, Dining, Gift Shop, Main Entrance, Pharmac" a space separates between the next lines. "G. (Future)"
June 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
I CRAVE!

IT HUNGERS!!!!
Anime girl with hearts in her eyes has a feral expression with a wide and toothy grin while drooling.
June 4, 2024 at 8:14 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
Reskeet with your mental state
a lust-crazed anime girl with hearts and tears in her wild eyes and drool streaming from her too-wide smile. the picture is covered in a tint of pink
May 7, 2024 at 4:39 AM
asciicat.bsky.social
good morning, my lovelies. anyone else desperate for lips to kiss?
the image features 9 different pictures of lips tiled together. the lips vary in shapes and styles from pursed to slightly open but all look wet and kissable.
April 26, 2024 at 1:00 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
well, I forgot mine, but I'm not leaving the house anyway.
piccrew of asciicat
April 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
Okies, this is fun...

but why does pally always end up at high for me? honestly, I would have figured barbarian.
image is of the d&d class test with a bar graph representing each class. barbarian - 70%, bard - 65%, cleric - 45%, druid - 45%, fighter - 65%, monk - 50%, paladin - 75%, ranger - 55%, rogue - 60%, sorcerer - 90%, warlock - 65%, wizard - 45%
April 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
please 🥺🥺🥺

really feeling a deep and primal need for some gorgeous sapphic vampire to press me into the bed and mark me, claim me, make me yours 🥺👉👈
The image is a manga style illustration featuring a very lucky woman on a bed with restaurants on her ankles. she is being gently pressed into the bed by another woman, presumably a vampire, who is biting into her arm. it's kinda fuckin sexy and very fuckin sapphic.
April 18, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Get in losers, we’re skeeting memes we made by ourselves

alright, not really a meme; but I still laugh when I see come back over this.
Screengrab from the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" featuring Charlie on the right and Mac on the left. Charlie has been poorly edited to have cat ears. Mac has his hand to his forehead in frustration. Text at the bottom reads "Sir, we all have cats we'd rather be home plays with right now." The words "home playing with" have been crossed out.
April 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
asciicat.bsky.social
LOVE IS A COMPETITION AND I'M LOSING!!!
Flowers delivered to me at my workplace by my nesting partner while they were dressed up like a beautiful non-binary sapphic Cupid newsie.
February 14, 2024 at 7:01 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
hello lil guy
a tiny purple plush bat seems to have found his way into asciicat's shirt and is now peeking out from between her cleavage.
January 31, 2024 at 11:52 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation
manga image of girl lustfully panting with her finger in her open mouth
December 26, 2023 at 4:12 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
Post a 5⭐album and nominate 6 others to do the same(if they like🙃)

Tough fuckin task! gonna go with The Tragically Hip's "Phantom Power" I always come back to it when happy or sad.

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album cover of Phantom Power by The Tragically Hip
December 22, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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quote this with street graffiti from your phone
graffiti on bridge in hot pink and yellow colors that reads "*porn* 23"
December 11, 2023 at 3:02 PM
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If you see this post a bridge.

Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers

okay, the image doesn't have the full score, so the joke is kinda lost. but go listen to it. I'm funny, okay.
December 5, 2023 at 3:43 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
someone needs to turn me into a bundt cake, apparently
November 9, 2023 at 5:28 PM
asciicat.bsky.social
it arrived!!! c'mon, my lovelies, let's play!!!
the rulebook for the roleplaying game "Girl by Moonlight" lays on a black couch and four one-session play kit books are arrayed around it. the titles of the play kits are "beneath a rotting sky", "in a maze of dreams", "at the brink of the abyss", and "on a sea of stars"
October 23, 2023 at 11:15 PM