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None of your super impressive credentials.
See the problem is that you are asking for too little money
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Multiple Italians on the hockey team?
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bold move in year when he was supposed to win the National Championship and when he probably doesn’t even make the playoffs
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Maybe he’s going to give us a quadruple double
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The object permanence of a 3 month old baby
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s a double loss for universities. They not only lose out as employers, but also lose their ability to attract foreign students
September 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Capitalizing on our growing malaise with ever increasing screen time by strapping the screen to our faces
September 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tbf in 1979 all 20 year olds looked like they were 40
August 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Look, 160 bucks and no chips was a terrible deal. 300 and some chips on the other hand…
August 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Also Giorgia Meloni and her party, all Tolkien fans
August 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Old enough to remember that these are the same folks who said that Jill Biden didn’t deserve the title of Dr.
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Exactly - what it really means is that these models are approaching the limit of what can be achieved with this kind of architecture, and so they are all going to be very close to each other as they approach that limit, and by the way, that limit is barely a shadow of a representation of reality.
August 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m sorry how many people from New York and California applied for teaching jobs in Oklahoma last year?
August 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Everyone is welcome, diversity is our strength, inclusion is our power" lawn sign, "Gentrification is genocide" sign in hand ready to protest a 3-story apartment building down the road.
August 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I don’t think it’s going to be necessary because I don’t see Obama having any interest in stepping up
July 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Which is by the way not showing up in the data
July 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Next year they can have the 5* long snapper from Auburn
July 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Women love going out for dinner with men who will judge them if they order dessert
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Obviously he is not in there, because they don't exist
July 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I am sorry what sport is this?
June 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Divorce Mediation Institute of Utah seems particularly fitting
June 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Dog continues to dunk while folks continue to wave the rule book, continues to be the undefeated theory of our times
June 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thing is no one outside of this country even knows what flag football is and what the goals of the game or the rules are. Most countries will not even put together a team and for those who will, those teams will be made of people who have day jobs like accountant and parking garage attendant.
May 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So he's started carrying his children on his own now?
May 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM