Remove the Toronto portion to that and it’s still 100 percent valid.

(The joke is that Frank Stallone is still cooler than the Mariners)

From a guy with almost as much swagger as Jose too.

And it wasn’t Springer with the F bomb. Ha!

Fairest assessment I’ve seen. Far more fair than I admit I can make about him right now.

I am still impressed he put the Danny Markov salute clip right after Ballard stopped blabbing. A gloriously subtle “fuck you.”

Loser…dweeb…poe-tay-toe poe-tah-toe.

I think the crowd here settled on “skeets” as the term.

Which is also a derogatory term for troublemakers back in Newfoundland. Make of that what you will.

I wish zero ill will on the players, just hope they learn proper lessons from this debacle.

But the Hockey Canada brain trust and their sycophants can have ALL the disdain and panic. The org needs to be torn out root and stem, and started over.

Ok, NOW I’m starting to feel Christmas-y. It’s always on my holiday playlist.

Props to JD McDonaugh for topping the Evan Bourne RKO.