so he keeps going and hes on a role and then the girls like "omg he sounds so fun u should introduce us" and the way he immediately stopped and when "yeah" in the most defeated voice im laughing sooooo hard like what a backfire hahahahahahahhahah

the guys like talking shit all like yeah me and my mates r so fun and cool we go bar hopping wild nights etc and he starts talking about his mate hyping him up as some super lit guy and the girls like omg u guys r so wiiild omg right

i actual need the monkey business line clarified because its 1 of 2 options. A) its direct and fucked. B) its a play on some saying but its still fucked.

me 7000 years from now in the after life: zaruto

me at 60: awwww look at jaruto go

speaking of luv gimme more triangle action between class president, salad and boruto brah im waaaaiting @ the author its time to succumb to the romance its what the girlies want

im waiting with eager ears for her and ish to clash🍿

literally was minding my own business then "mmm whatchya say?" hits the ear drums and the brain short circuits like "j j j jason derulo???".
i felt like that meme where the katseye girls like "SIWA!??!?"

i remember being present in a meeting taking notes with a bunch of officials and the convo somehow turning into pro orange man rhetoric. i remember sitting looking down at my lap being like, how am i invisible in this scenario and if i breath will break the spell thats shielding me.

dont get me wrong im firm and outspoken in my personal life and like if someone involves me at work in a discussion i state my views clearly but im not quite there where i can actively challenge them and their beliefs. sigh.

im like discovering on a day to day basis right wing my peers and ppl in my orbit with regards to my career are and its freaking me out. im to scared to say anything. but im also very much unsettled. me a woc sitting in the lions den.