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asaltyspice.bsky.social
@asaltyspice.bsky.social
European 🇪🇺 Swims, never says no to wine with lunch, loves the dog she didn’t want, has too many books on the go, always claps live music, collects names, recipes and dirty jokes.
Whilst she’s clearly darkness in human form, she is extraordinarily good at the job Trump hired her for.
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
And he wasn’t even wearing a suit
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Lettuce-spined Quisling
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Of course they aren’t. The super rich live exactly where they want to live and they’ve got deep enough pockets to weather the price tag of doing so.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I once met her at the bottom of Table Mountain where she told me off for not wearing a coat. The experience did not improve my feelings towards her.
October 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Is someone playing the Benny Hill theme tune? If so, honourable mention to them. Much harder to declare Martial Law against this musical backdrop.
October 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Flag shaggers gonna shag flags
August 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
‘So this happened’ makes me irrationally angry
August 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I got one asking if I sell pictures of my feet. I don’t, but I’ve done far worse jobs….off for a pedicure.
July 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Whatever we damn well want presumably?
July 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
What was I thinking???!! Hormones.
July 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I had to take it in the car during my driving lessons!! I’d totally forgotten all about it. Giving me a good giggle this evening.
July 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I should have just stuck with the leg warmers 🤣
July 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I had such a crush on Leroy that I took up the cello cos his girlfriend played the cello. I was then stuck with the damn thing up to grade 5 and had to play in the school orchestra to my friend’s great amusement. I’m still not sure what I was expecting to happen.
July 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I could never get past the fact that she wrote a book where the love interest was a fabulously sexy snooker player
July 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Nah you’ll be ok. I know all the words and still going strong.
July 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I think it’s sort of the point. They detest politicians and everything they’ve ever stood for and are desperate for something different. And if it comes in a package that allows them to ‘other’ people and itch their base instincts then they’re here for it, even if it smells like farts and ketchup.
July 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Agreed
June 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM