Pennsylvania looks like a Chat Pile album cover

What if I wrote a story about an awkward person who is afraid that they’re weird and gross, but then they make friends until they realize that the person is weird and gross and the person ends up weird, gross and alone?

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Have you ever looked in the mirror and realize how old you’ve gotten?

I should get into chain smoking then start a slowcore band and make it my whole personality

I finally wrote something I’m actually proud of. Is this how normal people feel?

they should hire me as ceo of xbox. i will make the xbox 720 real that is where everything went wrong

I am willing to fight God and any others that get in my way for a good plate of Chicken Parmesan rn