What was he cooking???

6 figures for the second-coming of Oscar Rodriguez whose progress will immediately regress upon being unhooked from the "Conti team performing suspiciously well at their home race" supply.

Tale as old as professional cycling itself, bless Movistar's naivety

This man CANNOT throw hands I'm afraid, he looks like he posts handwritten deep motivational quotes on Instagram

You've got to be in it for the love of the game. All the romance has gone from the mafia business, real OGs will respect service to cyclismo over hard and fast UCI points...

Man like Blel Kadri...

You've got to talk about prime Navardauskas I'm afraid

UCI points ≠ real ciclismo though.....

I will never forgive Acquadro for prising prime Carapaz away from Movistar

Choose your fighter....

I reckon Acquadro takes it every day of the week

The agent always wins, in every sport, every time

Need a Carera vs. Acquadro no morals agency showdown

Most meaningful and fully-honoured cycling contract:

So hard to discern between the two, but I think that The Sound just about takes the berth

Catching hypothermia from the Stelvio descent in the midst of a hailstorm is a right of passage for all cyclists!!

I've always been in favour of the slow introduction process for young GC riders, but really can't see the benefit for riders outside of that bracket. They can afford to take days off unlike if they're going for overall...

Poor man's E.M. Cioran

I WILL be explaining schizoanalysis to the trainee line cook