Bovino: My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold.

BASH: I'd say you have a Napoleonic Complex but I think in relative terms you're much shorter than Napoleon and I don't think he was a grim serial killing sadist.

BOVINO: In fact, let's not adjudicate this ever (eats evidence)

Thank God for the ICE pre-cogs, they aren't required to do sit-ups as a part of their entrance exam either

We talked with the gun's family and friends...

The easiest follow-up to cleave the cultists in two is

So you're saying that in an open carry state in a country with the Second Amendment a person cannot lawfully bring a licened gun to a protest without being shot multiple times in the back by ICE goons?

Useless marshmallow man with lifetime bad take tenure bemoans existence

He may have to travel to Baghdad and talk with an American expatriate cab driver there to get a full sense of the circumstances now.

Maybe they can take a training course called How Not To Spitefully Fuck Everything Up Completely

He was presented to them as L.E. Guy but they thought it stood for something normal like Lawrence Edward and not Law Enofrcement

Tony Robbins, promoting his book The Power of Positivity, after seeing the film: It was fucking awful.

60 Minutes Presents: A day in the life of an ICE agent, which surprisingly involves getting cats out of trees 90% of the time and 10% singing old timey standards to nursing home residents.

They're getting around this standard by only hiring and placing unreasonable people whose brains have been pickled by Newsmax and Call of Duty (literally)

Apparently Variety is the last outlet to get the memo that "racist" is just too terse and abrasive a word

Excellent job by the Eighth Circuit in the first place, thanks a million for giving them extra time to murder and gas people.

I mean, excellent job in the first place, Eighth Circuit, enabling another murder and another round of gassing and spraying hundreds if not thousands, your name will be cursed like Kavanaugh's.