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Art Young
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Writer - facts and fiction - who's on the lookout for the next vibe shift. Recovering talk-show host, journalist, ad guy and C-suite suit. Grew up small town farm boy and still loves the outdoors. Just trying to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
This makes as much sense as someone saying, "Daylight savings time gives us more hours in the day."
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What those "casual guys" will be wearing after Thanksgiving. Perfect for anyone with man boobs and beer guts.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It was a messy night at the White House.

"So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: To get to any of us, you’ll have to get through all of us.”

~ Zohran Momdani
Mayor-elect of New York City

#ketchup #momdani #mayorelect
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Trying to come up with a good Halloween outfit for your kid? How about this one?

Wait for it.

She's a smart cookie.
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don't know what's gonna happen out there, but let's try to be professional.
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
From No Kings day protest.

Bad Bunny was there and he was not Hoppy with DJT.

#nokings #badbunny
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
In order to understand this point-of-sale signage, one must first learn to speak East Texan.
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Something fishy going on here.
October 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dude! Are we THERE yet??
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Here's a little guy with his posse.

Boys and dogs. They run in packs!
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Two ladies showing off their Halloween costumes for this year. They're going as Mar a Lago women.

#halloween #maralagoface
October 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Because when you are, all those lunatics on social media be asking themselves..."Hey, what the hell is he up to?"
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Big news on nuts of world today. No, this is not another embarrassment associated with RFK. This is much bigger.

DoorDash named pecan 2025's top fall flavor, because orders of pecan-flavored items are up 28% year-over-year.

Sill have the debate on how to say 'pecan' -"PEE-can" or "puh-KAWN?"
September 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Keep following me for more tips on etymology.

You're welcome.
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
That'll take care of that little problem.
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
TARNATION!! That's one small step for man and one giant plea for "somebody hold my beer!"

#space #thelastfrontier
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Stay in school, kids. Otherwise you could be painting parking spots.
September 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Looks safe enough, so long as you don't want to turn around.
August 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Today's political quiz: Which White House staffer was the most likely recipient of a wedgie in high school?

YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!

And all these year later, he still has his panties in a wad.

#stephenmiller
August 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
New t-shirts supporting DC and that (former) DOJ guy with a sandwich.

Let's call it what it is:

Sub-versive merch
August 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Rollin' into the weekend.

Be safe out there.
August 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No big deal. Just a simple, backyard shower.
August 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
WATCH OUT!!

He's got a turkey and Swiss cheese on wholewheat!!!
August 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What to expect in the high-level "listening" session today. Translating Trump. It's a really tough gig.

#trump #alaska
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tom's right. There's nothing like the fun an accordion can give you. Plus (wink wink) the chicks love it. Big time!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM