ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles
@artyewok.bsky.social
An Ewok, A Bird, A Fox, A Snep.

Responsible for yeeting the Amarans into Star Wars. Used to do pro art, now works in SCIENCE (microbiology to be precise)

Pronouns He/Him.

www.flyingarmadillo.com
That is my fave all time hit!
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The only people that make me 😬😬 more than Tarantino are Tarantinbros
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I haven't finished decorating the tree yet, but I am going to this week. :3
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles
"fame and power are types of trauma" is one of those things I did *kinda* already understand but didn't ever think explicitly
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I had an ounce of fame and the trauma that came with it made me completely withdraw for years.
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Tiggs doesn't have enough hair to be an obvious furry.

(Btw Tiggs you will be able to throw that one back at me in a year or so. I am losing hair like a charlie brown tree loses needles)
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That is like me when people say "I used Adobe for blah blah blah" and I am like "Allow me to explain the differencr between brand names and products. In this essay I shall..."
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gawd, I hope so for all of our sakes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Unrelated to the dagger but related to No Touchy, I worked at a lab and people would put samples away, which was helpful except for ones that needed reflex testing. So I drew Kuzco throwing hooves and saying "no touchy".

It worked.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh my god, I had a conversation with someone like this last week and I said "Please. Go tell someone from Central or South America that they are Americans and see how well that goes over."

They stopped, but oh my god.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What the what? D:
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Master Roxen is my jam
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A jesus candle, but instead of jesus is is a painting of napolean bonaparte.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh god, same here and 2017 and 2018 are essentially blurs for me.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
(I am looking at possible options for the future if Things Get Bad in North America)
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
To compare, it is almost 1/3 more money at the lower end than I would be paid here for a similar charge position.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It was a Scientist in charge for Mycology and Microbioligy. The income is extremely good, but not unless my entire way was paid over.

Either way, I do not have any valid passports or $2k+ to get my canadian stuff certified anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM