David Weimer
@artweimer.bsky.social
Tina in Halloween 5 has the worst outfit I have ever seen in my entire god damn life like what the fuck is this bullshit right here
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tina in Halloween 5 has the worst outfit I have ever seen in my entire god damn life like what the fuck is this bullshit right here
Funniest movie of the year
August 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Funniest movie of the year
Was catching up on Big Brother (yes I watch that show lol), and… uh… I was not expecting furries to show up
August 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Was catching up on Big Brother (yes I watch that show lol), and… uh… I was not expecting furries to show up
Who cares about Superman when this is the REAL cinematic event of the weekend!
July 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who cares about Superman when this is the REAL cinematic event of the weekend!
I did that NYT public pole if anyone cares 0w0 👉👈
June 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I did that NYT public pole if anyone cares 0w0 👉👈
BlueSky admins if you are reading this I apologize if I committed spam lmfoa
June 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BlueSky admins if you are reading this I apologize if I committed spam lmfoa
Alright, let's go IndieWire
June 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Alright, let's go IndieWire
Me reading the Survivor 50 cast
a man is sitting in front of a computer in a library with his hand on his chin .
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May 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me reading the Survivor 50 cast
Why did they assemble the trailer like this?
May 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why did they assemble the trailer like this?
RIP to George Wendt, character actor for one of my all-time favorite TV characters, Norm Peterson, and delivering one of the funniest lines in TV history
May 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
RIP to George Wendt, character actor for one of my all-time favorite TV characters, Norm Peterson, and delivering one of the funniest lines in TV history
This one actually hurts ngl
May 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This one actually hurts ngl
RIP to one of my favorite actors, Val Kilmer. Charisma for days and delivered one of my favorite insults ever in one of my favorite movies youtu.be/liIcpPeZ12A?...
Definition of the Word "Idiot" -- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
YouTube video by The Smoking Skull
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April 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
RIP to one of my favorite actors, Val Kilmer. Charisma for days and delivered one of my favorite insults ever in one of my favorite movies youtu.be/liIcpPeZ12A?...
This should be remembered as the kill shot for Drake’s career
“We’re halfway through the show, so now’s the time for Kendrick Lamar to come out and call Drake a pedophile!”
- Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
- Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
March 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This should be remembered as the kill shot for Drake’s career
These are my predictions for the night if anyone is wondering
March 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
These are my predictions for the night if anyone is wondering
Scene: You have your partner watch the Super Bowl, but they are a Swiftie #superbowl #digitalart #furryart
February 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Scene: You have your partner watch the Super Bowl, but they are a Swiftie #superbowl #digitalart #furryart
My hot take about Emilia Pérez is that it is not the next Crash, but this generation’s Rent without the good music, but no one wants to admit that because we still pretend Rent isn’t performative bullshit with awful characters and storytelling
February 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My hot take about Emilia Pérez is that it is not the next Crash, but this generation’s Rent without the good music, but no one wants to admit that because we still pretend Rent isn’t performative bullshit with awful characters and storytelling
RIP to David Lynch. Here's an old sketch I did back in 2019 with him and the boys
January 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
RIP to David Lynch. Here's an old sketch I did back in 2019 with him and the boys
I was so close, but driving to get food caused me to loose #whamageddon this year!
a person standing on top of a wooden fence covered in snow
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December 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I was so close, but driving to get food caused me to loose #whamageddon this year!
No because the people that made Fantasia are dead
December 1, 2024 at 12:31 AM
No because the people that made Fantasia are dead
Hope your mashed potatoes are cooked to perfection the way Paul McCartney cooks them this Thanksgiving youtu.be/WyyEc-GNDfQ?...
Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes
YouTube video by queengirl2010
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November 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Hope your mashed potatoes are cooked to perfection the way Paul McCartney cooks them this Thanksgiving youtu.be/WyyEc-GNDfQ?...
This is the kind of corny crap we agreed to be left on Twitter in 2014 what the hell is this?
Also bad takes for both
Also bad takes for both
November 28, 2024 at 9:54 PM
This is the kind of corny crap we agreed to be left on Twitter in 2014 what the hell is this?
Also bad takes for both
Also bad takes for both
Happy Thanksgiving! youtu.be/sdfNWITXGfQ?...
Its Turkey time, gobble gobble - Gigli
YouTube video by CentralMarkup
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November 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! youtu.be/sdfNWITXGfQ?...
I didn’t get the sticker 😢
November 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I didn’t get the sticker 😢
Watching Trap and absolutely loosing it at Kid Cudi's fit in this lmfao
a man with long blonde hair is smiling and wearing a silver dress
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November 3, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Watching Trap and absolutely loosing it at Kid Cudi's fit in this lmfao
Trent and James wishing everyone a Happy Halloween! #halloween #halloween2024 #digitalart #digitalartist
October 31, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Trent and James wishing everyone a Happy Halloween! #halloween #halloween2024 #digitalart #digitalartist