I know I am a hopeless optimise, but is it midday today for players to be signed/registered and be eligible to play on Sunday?

Asking for a club

I'm not kidding myself, but there is no reason the reinforcements we need shouldn't come through the door at the very start of Jan. If the turnover of players was previously throttled to avoid disharmony in the squad, then the only players that would affect, are the ones who aren't good enough.

Nothing sums up the absurdity of this football club quite like the sight of an 18-year-old midfielder playing out of position at centreback having to talk a 36-year-old ex-international goalkeeper through a total headloss.

I will say, it is slightly weird when Ange goes full Brendan Rogers after we score

Spurs right side looks pretty cowardly so far, looks like we're the ones playing with a cup final in mind