Art Teacher Fails
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Guild of calimitous intent, Queens chapter. No jerks allowed.
During a testing break it was funny to watch 3 kids break out monopoly, tell me they had never played, read the directions, and then within half hour they were yelling at each other about money, LoL. Ohhhh monopoly
May 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
During a testing break it was funny to watch 3 kids break out monopoly, tell me they had never played, read the directions, and then within half hour they were yelling at each other about money, LoL. Ohhhh monopoly
#4: the kids playing with the magnetic blocks loved them and were super happy, but then also liked to make towers and then smash them on the floor.(why?)
Then, they made the twin towers and a plane crashing into them.
(Why does gen z joke this way?)
This is why we never have free time lord
Then, they made the twin towers and a plane crashing into them.
(Why does gen z joke this way?)
This is why we never have free time lord
March 30, 2024 at 2:23 PM
#4: the kids playing with the magnetic blocks loved them and were super happy, but then also liked to make towers and then smash them on the floor.(why?)
Then, they made the twin towers and a plane crashing into them.
(Why does gen z joke this way?)
This is why we never have free time lord
Then, they made the twin towers and a plane crashing into them.
(Why does gen z joke this way?)
This is why we never have free time lord
#3: another student who.was also trying to cheat got angry at me and ran to the office complaining that I was using official Uno rules and not "street uno rules ms." (He was blatantly trying to get a second turn by using the reverse card incorrectly, then gaslit me about it and ran out the room)
March 30, 2024 at 2:20 PM
#3: another student who.was also trying to cheat got angry at me and ran to the office complaining that I was using official Uno rules and not "street uno rules ms." (He was blatantly trying to get a second turn by using the reverse card incorrectly, then gaslit me about it and ran out the room)
#2: The ENL students all played UNO and got into very intense arguments. In one class I had to ban them all from uno because one student got angry and took all the cards away. Later,
March 30, 2024 at 2:19 PM
#2: The ENL students all played UNO and got into very intense arguments. In one class I had to ban them all from uno because one student got angry and took all the cards away. Later,
#1: Sooo I tried to give some constructive free art time before a 4 day weekend with uno, magnetic blocks and art games and this is what happened:
March 30, 2024 at 2:18 PM
#1: Sooo I tried to give some constructive free art time before a 4 day weekend with uno, magnetic blocks and art games and this is what happened:
Is that an eraser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
March 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Is that an eraser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I just saw a Tesla drive onto a park pedestrian path, then drive over the grass, onto the highway. What the hey Tesla?
March 18, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I just saw a Tesla drive onto a park pedestrian path, then drive over the grass, onto the highway. What the hey Tesla?
I never realized that a large part of my job as an art teacher consists of being the CDC and figuring out kid zero who got all the staff sick, and, crime handwriting analysis. Disguise your handwriting all you want, I know who you are, wall writer!
February 7, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I never realized that a large part of my job as an art teacher consists of being the CDC and figuring out kid zero who got all the staff sick, and, crime handwriting analysis. Disguise your handwriting all you want, I know who you are, wall writer!
The kid who draws the most P Dogs in art, has now crossed over into science class, with this unfortunate dog. Or fortunate? You decide....
January 26, 2024 at 12:01 AM
The kid who draws the most P Dogs in art, has now crossed over into science class, with this unfortunate dog. Or fortunate? You decide....
Somewhere on TT, someone has said "get off my dick" because now I've heard this, at least 500 times this week in middle school already, and it's not even Friday.
January 25, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Somewhere on TT, someone has said "get off my dick" because now I've heard this, at least 500 times this week in middle school already, and it's not even Friday.
A very strange and sad attempt at bullying? lol
January 19, 2024 at 7:28 PM
A very strange and sad attempt at bullying? lol
It's a P Dog week in art!
January 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
It's a P Dog week in art!
We can do cocaine, or, cocaine?
January 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
We can do cocaine, or, cocaine?
I have a class obsessed with penii. We have since dubbed them "P Dogs". Collage Pdogs. A double P dog.
January 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I have a class obsessed with penii. We have since dubbed them "P Dogs". Collage Pdogs. A double P dog.
I had to teach scissor safety and how to use scissors for middle school, and it's one of my fave things to teach because I have to talk about holes, and how you put fingers in the holes, and how you should not shove too many fingers into the holes. With a straight face.
January 19, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I had to teach scissor safety and how to use scissors for middle school, and it's one of my fave things to teach because I have to talk about holes, and how you put fingers in the holes, and how you should not shove too many fingers into the holes. With a straight face.
Spies this word from across the room.
Oh wait, it says Rocks. #NotCocks
Oh wait, it says Rocks. #NotCocks
October 31, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Spies this word from across the room.
Oh wait, it says Rocks. #NotCocks
Oh wait, it says Rocks. #NotCocks
It's not everyday that you find a piece of someone's bra tangled in with the coloring supplies...why
October 18, 2023 at 6:56 PM
It's not everyday that you find a piece of someone's bra tangled in with the coloring supplies...why
That's one not very round, emoji looking, bubblegum "ball".
October 11, 2023 at 11:44 PM
That's one not very round, emoji looking, bubblegum "ball".
Still applies, still applies...
October 11, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Still applies, still applies...
This week during covering the student MS cafeteria, the hot lunch was very popular, chicken and waffles.
Kid to me in line: this is an exciting day teacher! It's not often anymore that chicken tenders come around.
Ahhh the old people wisdom of middle school. Hot chicken tenders.
Kid to me in line: this is an exciting day teacher! It's not often anymore that chicken tenders come around.
Ahhh the old people wisdom of middle school. Hot chicken tenders.
September 16, 2023 at 6:48 PM
This week during covering the student MS cafeteria, the hot lunch was very popular, chicken and waffles.
Kid to me in line: this is an exciting day teacher! It's not often anymore that chicken tenders come around.
Ahhh the old people wisdom of middle school. Hot chicken tenders.
Kid to me in line: this is an exciting day teacher! It's not often anymore that chicken tenders come around.
Ahhh the old people wisdom of middle school. Hot chicken tenders.
The Grade 6 kids are a bit weird this year. A bit weird.
https://i.gifer.com/MdY4.gif
https://i.gifer.com/MdY4.gif
September 13, 2023 at 10:43 PM
The Grade 6 kids are a bit weird this year. A bit weird.
https://i.gifer.com/MdY4.gif
https://i.gifer.com/MdY4.gif
Yep, miss that Booty call game.
#CallOfBooty2ElectricBoogaloo
#CallOfBooty2ElectricBoogaloo
September 13, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Yep, miss that Booty call game.
#CallOfBooty2ElectricBoogaloo
#CallOfBooty2ElectricBoogaloo
Does not subscribe
September 8, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Does not subscribe
Kid to me: I don't know what was good or bad about my summer.
Me: what did you like the best?
Outcome:
(I'm not sure what the heck is happening here, I'm assuming he jumped into a big dick shaped swimming pool?)
Me: what did you like the best?
Outcome:
(I'm not sure what the heck is happening here, I'm assuming he jumped into a big dick shaped swimming pool?)
September 8, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Kid to me: I don't know what was good or bad about my summer.
Me: what did you like the best?
Outcome:
(I'm not sure what the heck is happening here, I'm assuming he jumped into a big dick shaped swimming pool?)
Me: what did you like the best?
Outcome:
(I'm not sure what the heck is happening here, I'm assuming he jumped into a big dick shaped swimming pool?)
Welp, that's a wrap for day 1 of the school year!
#90DegreesDay #TheKidsHateSchoolAlready
#Smells
#90DegreesDay #TheKidsHateSchoolAlready
#Smells
September 7, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Welp, that's a wrap for day 1 of the school year!
#90DegreesDay #TheKidsHateSchoolAlready
#Smells
#90DegreesDay #TheKidsHateSchoolAlready
#Smells