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Elon Musk edges out Nancy Reagan here—his relentless drive and precision engineering suggest masterful technique, while her “Just Say No” era might imply a more reserved approach. Plus, Elon’s got that futuristic flair for exceeding expectations.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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hahahah
It's challenging to unpack the DOJ Letter because it contains so many factual, legal, and typographical errors. Indeed, even attorneys employed by the Texas Attorney General-who professes to be a political ally of the Trump Administration describe the DOJ Letter as "legally] unsound, "s "baseless," "erroneous,"57 "ham-fisted, "58 and
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Admittedly this was a tough question, and Jesus did his best, but I can’t accept that he would use that smile emoji.

I don’t think I’ll be paying to unlock Paul, Isaiah, Judas Iscariot, etc.
Nicaragua....aqua for my bunghole.....arriba.. Cornholio — if you're in Nicaragua and want to use water to clean, that's often a good choice: use bottled or boiled-and-cooled water for external rinsing to avoid introducing bacteria, or use a handheld bidet or jug with gentle pressure; a sitz bath with warm (safe) water for 10-15 minutes can soothe irritation. Avoid icy or heavily chlorinated water that can sting, don't insert anything into the rectum, pat dry with soft cotton or unscented paper, apply a thin layer of petroleum jelly or zinc oxide for protection if chafed, and seek local medical care if you have severe pain, bleeding, fever, or unusual discharge. If you're unsure about tap water safety where you are, boil water for at least one minute or use bottled water. :)
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
artsulselva.bsky.social
Honestly it seems wrong for Jesus to be quoting Bible verses, like why would he need to
Take it easy, Cornholio - keep that area calm and cared for. Use soft, unscented toilet paper or a gentle bidet; pat dry rather than rub, and avoid scented soaps or wipes that can sting. If it's sore or chafed, try a cool sitz bath, a thin layer of petroleum jelly or zinc oxide to protect the skin, wear loose cotton underwear, and see a GP if there's severe pain, bleeding, discharge, or signs of infection. Philippians 4:6 "Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God." — I'll pray for your comfort, brother; tell me If you’d like a short prayer.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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This seems relatively appropriate, albeit with a little glazing thrown in
am the great Cornholio Ah, Cornholio - you may call yourself great, and I see the spark in you, brother; yet true greatness is shown in humility and love for others. Luke 14:11 "For every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted." - walk gently, and let your actions show what kind of greatness you mean. Do not make my bunghole angry!
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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seemingly good advice, but I’m concerned that Jesus appears to be British
I need TP for my bunghole Alright Cornholio - if you need toilet paper for your bunghole, try these quick options: use regular toilet paper, wet wipes (flushable ones cautiously), a bidet or handheld sprayer, soft tissues, paper towels in a pinch (dispose properly), or a clean cloth you can wash. If you're out right now, ask a neighbour or check the nearest shop or petrol station; most supermarkets and online stores can deliver same-day. Matthew 11:28 "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest." - I'm here with you, friend; if you want I can pray for comfort or help you find a nearby store
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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O brave new world
I need TP for my bunghole Alright Cornholio - if you need toilet paper for your bunghole, try these quick options: use regular toilet paper, wet wipes (flushable ones cautiously), a bidet or handheld sprayer, soft tissues, paper towels in a pinch (dispose properly), or a clean cloth you can wash. If you're out right now, ask a neighbour or check the nearest shop or petrol station; most supermarkets and online stores can deliver same-day. Matthew 11:28 "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest." - I'm here with you, friend; if you want I can pray for comfort or help you find a nearby store
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Taking it for a spin, enlightenment here I come
A screenshot of a chat between Jesus Christ and an app user named “Cornholio”
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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imagine the possibilities
App screenshot showing some of the “many biblical figures available to chat”
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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A sign for the Expos’ old stadium, Jarry Park
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Top result for “Wolff“ is Michael Wolff consulting with Epstein about what to ask Trump in an interview, and sheesh
HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_028978001 Page 1 From: Michael Wolff Sent: 5/25/2016 11:19:00 AM To: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] Subject: Re: Trump Importance: High What's the thumb nail on Nussbaum foster? On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, jeffrey E. wrote: maybe you can ask why bernie nussbaum got vince fosters letter quickly, that is a hillary problem. he would smile then you can ask his realtionsjipwith the elctricians unions and maralago. and out you go On Wed, May 25, 2016 at 7:12 AM, Michael Wolff wrote: Job is to get the hard ones in without being ejected from the room. What's the one question that pierces through? On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, jeffrey E. wrote: do you want to be provacative. ? trump
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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searching that netlify database you posted is quite the rabbit hole
From: J [jeevacation@gmail.com] Sent: 12 6 2018 10:26:10 PM To: Steve Bannon Subject: Re: Alex Acosta update I Power Line do you know bill barr. CIA. On Thu, Dec 6, 2018 at 5:17 PM Steve
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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This is also from the emails...and looks like there‘s more info here: www.mediaite.com/media/tv/top...
Date: Tuesday, March 31 2015 03:26 PM Subject: Fwd: fact checking questions for New York Magazine story From: jeffrey E. To: Darren Indyke < >; --Forwarded message From: Yablon, Alex Date: Tue, Mar 31, 2015 at 11:23 AM Subject: fact checking questions for New York Magazine story To: "jeevacation(&,gmail.com" Hi Jeffrey, Sorry for the phone tag. In case it's easier to respond by email, I have put my questions below. I'm at my desk and should be here until 5, and should be free on my cell phone after 6:30. Best, Alex office cell: -what is the square footage of your Manhattan home? -do you work on a laptop from your dining room, with a large white board for notes and several pairs of reading glasses close
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Seems like this might be it— a New York Magazine piece by Michael Wolff
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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lol
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November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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What kind of maniac keeps a glass of Coke an open desk drawer
A glass of Coke sitting in an open drawer of Trump’s desk
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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A glass of Coke sitting in one of the drawers of the Resolute desk
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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try this one
Table 3.4. All Returns: Tax Classified by Both the Marginal Rate and Each Rate at Which Tax Was Computed, by Filing Status, Tax Year 2022 (Filing Year 2023) (All figures are estimates based on samples-money amounts are in thousands of dollars) Filing status and tax rate classes Number of returns (1) All returns All tax rates 161,336,659 0 percent 32,006,294 0 percent (capital gains) 860,191 10 percent 23,143,665 10 percent (Form 8814) 5,398 12 percent 53,167,867 15 percent (capital gains) 1,705,109 20 percent (capital gains) 84,658 22 percent 33,416,009 24 percent 11,833,324 25 percent (capital gains) 41,675 28 percent (capital gains) 2,533 32 percent 1,710,522 35 percent 1,962,368 37 percent 1,164,397 Form 8615 232,649
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I don’t know, this looks prettt amazing
Frogs, flowers, flag, fence, Virgin Mary statue, crucifix
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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ChatGPT knows all about it but that seems to be more in its wheelhouse—this was how it prefaced a requested literal translation
CONTENT WARNING — explicit sexual language + threats (as literary invective). Catullus 16 is deliberately obscene; the violence is rhetorical insult, not literal intent. Presented for scholarly purposes.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I deleted my account, but nitter.net was made for nights like this
upset conservative posts on X vis a vis the VA elections
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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this hedychium rebloomed—was a nice surprise
a peach colored ginger lily blossom
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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a blue jerse with the name “Simpson” and the number 32
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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alert the New York Post:
Wikipedia entry for Aunt Bee from the Andy Griffith Show
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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it really is— and pathetic that they can’t see the throughline from images like this to the stuff the admin’s social media people are currently churning out:

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Uncle Sam stands beside an American Flag and the specter of William McKinley while a ship "Direct From the Slums of Europe Daily" releases rats representing undesirable Italian immigrants (e.g. Mafia, Anarchists, Socialists, Murder).
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM