Christ on a bike shouting “look ma no hands”.

Noem is like a cartoon character.

Having a house with a yard makes a huge difference. I have a dog who needs a lot of attention and we are working on “paws to yourself”. It can be done!

If this poor skinny pup can wake up happy, I can find a way to be happy too.

That pony is gonna talk about your sleeve for months!

It’s the burlesque of dessert.

Are you watching him for a friend? Did you adopt him? Separation anxiety is a lot. And it’s good to know your limitations.

This fresh moment amidst a sea of politics is like finding a grape in a radicchio salad.

For anyone arguing that this isn't the same salute. Here is a side-by-side view. It's not just that the arm is extended outward. It's the entire movement of bringing the right hand to then extending the arm straight with the palm facing downward.

This is intentional.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he practiced all day to try to find a movement that was Nazi salute-ish while being plausibly deniable as not that.

So punk!

Can’t believe he won. He must really suck.

Add me!

My niece is escaping DC and we’re going to drink a ritual cocktail in the Arizona Desert.

“Face” is generous. I think he mostly talks out his ass.

I just laughed to the point of crying. Thank you.