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Mel Uran, wine auntie of Exalted, genAI loather. 🔞nsfw account.
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck. If you're on Windows 11, time to do a thing. Go into Settings, then Privacy and Security, and ALLLLLLLLL the way at the bottom of the list is 'Text and Image Generation'. TURN THAT SHIT OFF. It's defaulted to 'on'.
screenshot of Settings > Privacy and Security window to show the 'Text and image generation' option a screenshot of the 'Text and image generation' option window, with two switches to turn that shit off.
October 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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another meme redraw, featuring Alyx.

original meme in reply.
redline scribble of a selfie shot of two people in bed, one lying on her side cuddled up with a pillow reading a book, and her thighs are clamped around the head of the person taking the pic. In the middle, text reads: I'm this clingy 😂'
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This is all the inking spoons I have in me for tonight. We'll see if I finish it this week.
partly inked digital sketch of Barney and Gordon at the beach- they both are in beach chairs, Gordon has an umbrella over him. Barney's kicked back with a popsicle, wearing shades and a straw hat, Gordon is realizing his bottle of sunscreen is empty and his is turning lobster red already. The sun blazes overhead with an awful grin while looking down on Gordon.
October 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Barney's having a relaxing time, while Gordon is about to have a near-death experience.
digital sketch of Barney and Gordon at the beach- they both are in beach chairs, Gordon has an umbrella over him. Barney's kicked back with a popsicle, wearing shades and a straw hat, Gordon is realizing his bottle of sunscreen is empty and his is turning lobster red already. The sun blazes overhead with an awful grin while looking down on Gordon.
October 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Woman sitting with her head in her hand, looking put out. Text over her: 'When I ask him "boob or butt?", and he says "personality" but I have mental problems and fantastic boobs'
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Black Mesa days were certainly. . . something.

(did a meme redraw, but it absolutely needed Gordon pufferfishing in the background; original meme in reply)
drawing of Barney with his head in his hand looking a little put out, tie loosened and shirt's top button undone under his security guard vest, and in the background, Gordon is up against the glass wall, doing a stupid puffer fish face against it. Text over the pic: 'When I ask him "boob or butt?", and he says "personality" but I have mental problems and fantastic boobs'
September 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Snagged from another artist because I haven't found a better meme yet of how it feels right now with every path for art getting shut and getting paved over with spike-filled concrete but still trying to keep others' spirit up in this hellscape.
low effort meme. still from always sunny in philadelphia of frank reynolds (danny devito) offering an egg to back seat passengers.
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Dumbasses and their bets... Gordon prolly bet Barn couldn't pick him up in his suit. Barn just went full 'hold my beer'
Post HL2- Redline sketch of Barney siraining to pick up Gordon in the HEV suit, one of Gordon's arms pulled around his shoulder while his other hand grips around Gourdon's waist. Gordon's smirking while just letting himself be picked up. Two text balloons pointing off screen: Dr. Magnusson: 'QUUT SCREWING AROUND IN MY LAB, FREEMAN!- (he's still mad about the cassarole) Alyx: 'DAMMIT BARNEY, NO!'
September 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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'...fuck that guy. I don't care he's our boss.'
Redline sketch of a hallway at Black Mesa, Gordon and Barney in the background, Dr Breen and a colleague in the foreground. Barney looks grumpy and flashing a middle finger subtly at hip level towards Breen while Gordon hisses at him to behave.
September 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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'Just checking in.'

'Mmmm. ❤️'
Redline sketch of Barney dressed in his security guard gear, leaned over Gordon in the chair at his desk, giving him a smooch on the forehead.
September 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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'Hey. Barn?'

'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'

'Alright, you can stay here.'
Redline sketch of a room, the corner of a bed visible, a couple shelves on the wall. Barney is in casual wear, a hoodie pulled up over his head while snoozing on the floor. Gordon stands over him, head tilted and hands in his pockets, dressed for work.
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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'Hey, just think ONE DAY, you'll get to boss like ONE of THEM around instead!'

'...day ain't coming soon enough.'
Red line sketch of pre-HL1 Barney and Gordon, still in work shorts and ties, sitting at a table at a crowded bar, with multiple glasses on the table, empty of contents. Barney is reaching for his glass with a bit of a smug grin, while Gordon looks a bit dejected while propping his chin up with his hand.
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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It was time for some new profile art anyways. A good use of haunted Gordon freaking out at Black Mesa.
a screencap of my profile header, pfp, and info.
September 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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wip of my new gal. didn't realize til I started coloring that she has linebacker shoulders, but THAT IS FINE. I should find a better name for her than her placeholder of Mx. Shoulders XD

xtra lore in the alt txt
art done in ink and copics on paper- A dark-skinned woman in the act of turning, dancelike, with a flail weapon. She has a dress and arm gloves in gradations of blueish-purple, accessories in brass and gold with jewels of various colors. Her flail polearm is black and copper metals until the top, where it becomes black bone embedded with copper joints and blades. Her hair is white with a gradation into dark blue. She's basically if a fairy decided she liked death-inducing wuxia.
September 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I threw a moderate tantrum this week about AI shit. Ink, copic marker, and soon, white highlights. Gordon amidst death and life. Extra lore in the alt text.
Artwork on paper made with ink and marker by human hands. Gordon Freeman, surrounded by dahlias, zinnias, and marigolds, both living and dying, and scattered among the flowers are human bones and a skull. everythings in various shades of orange, gold, green, and lavender. Orange in flowers generally mean happiness, warmth, and encouragement, but also for HOPE.
September 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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'....they DIG now?'
greyscale art of Gordon in his HEV suit sitting on a crate, leaning with his elob on his knee propping his chin up, staring confusedly/annoyedly at a headcrab sticking out of the ground, a little bubble with a dead headcrab face in it rising out of the little critter. there's a second dead headcrab a little further back, only feet showing, also with the dead headcrab bubble above it.
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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BSKY, WHY IS THE CHAT WINDOW LIKE THIS??? Makes it a pain in the ass to answer anything when its hidden behind a damn text input
August 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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My beautiful pozole pollo for tonight's dinner. Still needs another hour on simmer but man, it smells so good.
closeup of a pot of soup with visible chunks of chicken, dent corn, anasazi beans, onions, gold bell pepper, guajillo chile, and seasonings simmering away.
August 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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absolute gremlin HL art from me again (nsfw ahead)

only took me 4 goddamn months of indecision on colors D:<
a threesome of two men topped by a woman with a strap-on, the middle wearing an golden orange ball gag, a pink collar with a red cord leached to it and wrapped around the woman's gloved hand, and a similar cuff on the visible wrist. He is draped across the other man's back, holding onto his shoulder and chest as if for dear life. Colors are a variety of golds and purples, like the sunrise colors.
August 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Tried seeing if I could still see well enough to draw on a sketch card (got a lot of blanks left). I did ok, not as good as I used to be able to do though because half of what I can see even with my strong readers on was blurry. Prolly gonna stick to portrait shots for any more.

Barn, you jackass.
Ink and copic drawing on a 2.5" x 3.5" sketch card- Barney and Gordon leaning in as if for a selfie, Gordon's got one hand up curled in a half heat gesture, expecting Barney to complete it, but Barney is flipping the bird instead. Gordon's thought bubble say '...why?' as he grumps at Barn, who has a smartass smirk.
August 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Alyx is gonna accidentally murder Barney one day, and it'll be the happiest day of his life (she's just training some anti-metrocop moves, istg)

Was practicing some anatomy.
line drawing over a lavender-pink background gradation- Alyx wrapped bother her arms around Barney's neck/shoulders from behind, and he's got both arms up in surrender while being pulled back a bit. He's smiling but worried, she's got a mischievous smirk on her face.
August 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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so tired rn. Here have a dumbass being gleeful over gnolls popping out of corpses
Ginger guy in glasses and gold armor with black fabric and filigree looking positively ecstatic over something happening off screen. (it def involves blood and monsters)
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I can tell already BG3's photomode has me in its teeth.
Redheaded man with goatee in black and gold armor, black gloves, black boots on a grassy outcrop surrounded by rocks. He is in a squatting pose. Redheaded man with goatee in black and gold armor, black gloves, black boots on a grassy outcrop surrounded by rocks. he is reclined on his side propped up by one arm. one leg is crossed over the other, both are slightly bent in a sort of pinup-ish pose. Redheaded man with goatee in red leather armor with a large sword strapped to his back. He's in a goofily dramatic swooning pose on the ground. The background is a hellish landscape, and there's some red fiery lights in the foreground. He's smirking for some reason, the little jerk. Redheaded man with goatee in red leather armor with metal plating highlighted by ambient light. There's a large sword strapped to his back and he's just standing with his back to the viewer while looking to one side. The background is just a fireball.
July 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Another from the 'let's bully Gordon' files
A drawing of two people, no visible faces, one kneeling on their hands and knees, the other standing. All you see is their pants and boots below the knee, and they're holding a lit shockstick (basically a tazer but make it a club). The glowing head of the stick is the light source, casting a green-tinted light on everything.
July 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM