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Art-istic Absurdities
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I create "epicly weird STUFF."

Home of the "Pedissert" performance art series.

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📍: Chattanooga, TN
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Hey folks, Chattanooga area artist and model here, vouching for Art. I’m the subject of his third “Pedissert” (those are my feet in this photo). I had a fine time, Art was super courteous, nothing went on besides what was shown, his old dog is super calm and sweet, and I’m super duper still alive!
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I create monthly installments, and am always looking for others to participate.

If you're a woman, roughly age 25-45, with a vibe for doing this, I offer $350 for 1.5-2 hours of participation.

If you live in Chattanooga, Atlanta, Nashville, Huntsville, Knoxville, or Birmingham, DM me for more!

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February 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I was inspired from a random scene from an old Nickelodeon show from my childhood. As someone who's autistic, I ended up with a hyperfixation on this total nonsense, and I'm going overboard with it.

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February 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My main series is called "The Pedissert." It's a performance piece where I smoosh colorful whipped cream pies into women's feet, creating something that would look like a collab of Jackson Pollock x The Three Stooges.

Some would add Tarantino, but this isn't a kink thing for me.

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February 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM