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Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

if not wanting pedophiles to run the country makes me wrong, i don't want to be right

Go read "A Little Vice"

In November, I thought that authoritarianism might be defeated in the ballet box. In January, I thought fascism might be stifled by the bureaucracy. Last week, I thought dictatorship might fail in the face of budgetary concerns. Congress has fallen. We must now look to our states to secure liberty.

Dear girlie who was taking the elevator up from parking at 4:30 am in your little black dress and clutching a bag of taco bell: slay, queen, you're a vibe

Hey, just gotta throw out there that the current admin is making a list of trans kids. You don't need me to tell you that the fash does not have their best interests in mind.

If anybody has some free time, go check out your nearest name and phone number generator and waste theirs.

all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed

I would like to announce that I am running for president and therefore above the law

Me putting eggnog in my coffee instead of creamer is like the groundhog seeing his shadow except for winter

Sleep is just a poor substitute for coffee

Posting things is kinda wild, it's like "wow, 6 people like the thing I said?!"

If I'm in a room with 6 people and all of them laugh at my joke my day is made

Hair is great. More hair is more great. Long hair? Luxurious. Beards? Glorious. Bush? I want hair in my teeth and idc who knows it. I will stockpile lint rollers if I have to this is not a joke

Absolutely wild that the some of the loveliest people don't like themselves. Low self esteem is a bad take and you should do better.

I have broken down the gates of heaven. I have marched unto God and taken for myself his power of Creation. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. (i built a pc and am proud of it)

Everything is going to be okay.