Artisan Noodle
artisannoodle.bsky.social
Artisan Noodle
@artisannoodle.bsky.social
the artisan is a descriptor of my noodle, not a profession, though i will throw down with 20 minute mspaint attempts from time to time

things i like -
cooking
miniatures
cute people (you)
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December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Reposted by Artisan Noodle
Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
if not wanting pedophiles to run the country makes me wrong, i don't want to be right
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Go read "A Little Vice"
July 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
In November, I thought that authoritarianism might be defeated in the ballet box. In January, I thought fascism might be stifled by the bureaucracy. Last week, I thought dictatorship might fail in the face of budgetary concerns. Congress has fallen. We must now look to our states to secure liberty.
July 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dear girlie who was taking the elevator up from parking at 4:30 am in your little black dress and clutching a bag of taco bell: slay, queen, you're a vibe
April 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Hey, just gotta throw out there that the current admin is making a list of trans kids. You don't need me to tell you that the fash does not have their best interests in mind.

If anybody has some free time, go check out your nearest name and phone number generator and waste theirs.
April 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed
February 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I would like to announce that I am running for president and therefore above the law
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Me putting eggnog in my coffee instead of creamer is like the groundhog seeing his shadow except for winter
November 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Sleep is just a poor substitute for coffee
October 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Posting things is kinda wild, it's like "wow, 6 people like the thing I said?!"

If I'm in a room with 6 people and all of them laugh at my joke my day is made
October 22, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Hair is great. More hair is more great. Long hair? Luxurious. Beards? Glorious. Bush? I want hair in my teeth and idc who knows it. I will stockpile lint rollers if I have to this is not a joke
October 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Absolutely wild that the some of the loveliest people don't like themselves. Low self esteem is a bad take and you should do better.
October 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I have broken down the gates of heaven. I have marched unto God and taken for myself his power of Creation. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. (i built a pc and am proud of it)
October 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Everything is going to be okay.
October 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM