Oh no!!! I’m sorry Kitty, hope you feel better!!

A big baggy shirt!! Practice those folds :3

-eldritch level horror behind his eyes. He doesn’t say anything, but his eyes communicate all the horrible things he’d think about doing to them. He’d never harm a civilian, of course, not physically. But his gaze is enough to give people nightmares for weeks

Bk: I use unscented soap for my clothes

Dk:???

Bk: freak that just smells like me

Dk:…
Dk: I’m sorry the number you’re trying to reach is unavailable

Bk: you’re so cringe

Dk: I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to sound weird
Dk: I like the smell of your clothes a normal amount
Dk: not weird at all

-your money on merch
Bk: that’s why your clothes are shitty

Dk: idc they’re comfortable
Dk [sends a picture of himself in one of Bk’s hoodies]: this is comfy tho! 10/10 I might keep it
Dk: btw whatever soap you wash these in is amazing I love it so much
Dk: where’d you buy it??

Bk: it’s not bougie it’s called having taste

Dk: lol well some of us are poor

Bk: says the guy with TWO limited edition AM blankets… these things cost a fortune yk

Dk: well I only paid for one, the other was free
Dk: member my dad gave it to me

Bk: I guess it makes sense you’d spend all-