I found this with Alien Earth - anytime there was any danger of something exciting happening they’d stop to have a chat about feelings instead of shouting “WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS CRASHED SPACESHIP/BUILDING/STRANGELY UNDERSTAFFED RESEARCH ISLAND BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING MONSTER HERE.”

Amazon have got to recoup the money they spent on the franchise somehow. How else will they be able to afford to make the 10 part Q origin series we desperately need.

Not watched a single thing on “normal” TV over Christmas this year. It might as well not exist.

We just found it confusing, long winded and the missions expect you to literally run round the house. If I’d spotted it takes 60-90 minutes to play I’d probably never had bought it.

Hope you have fun though, yeah?

Good luck with that. It nearly caused an actual murder here.

A timeless classic.

Y2K actually happened.

I don’t drive but Driving Home For Christmas is probably my favourite Christmas song. I once compiled a playlist for work made up solely of about 15 different covers and remixes of the song. It was not well received.

I’m not allowed mine until Christmas Day.

I got the original CD version of Pleasuredome (CID101) along with It’s Better To Travel by Swing Out Sister for Christmas 1987 as my parents had just bought a CD player.

Your next job is not cyber.

Why is the music so loud?

At the time a friend of mine used to bang on about that as evidence that the Amiga was superior to my Atari ST. I’ve never watched it on principle.