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This, too, is sampard.

#sampokoski #gepardlandau
A twitter post with a sticker of Sampo on it that reads: "Dragging someone into an offscreen bedroom and you hear a lot of muffled screaming and chainsaw noises and crunching bones and the thud of heavy impact against meat but they still stumble out just covered in kissy lipstick marks and skewed glasses" A tumblr post with a sticker of Gepard that reads: "For the most part I understand the necessity of internet horny posting for a lot of people but some of the things you guys say on here makes it sound like being the victim of a slapstick routine would be the ultimate sexual fantasy"
January 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
artificialdevil.bsky.social
#sampokoski
A tumblr text post with a picture of Sampo on it. Text reads: oh, ok, i see how it is. you "want me to make more noise in bed" but the second i pull out the bagpipes i'm "not taking this seriously"
January 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
artificialdevil.bsky.social
(For legal reasons, as someone who reads tarot cards: this is a joke.)

#hsr #blackswan #aventurine
A text message conversation between Aventurine and Black Swan Aventuirne: Hey so I maybe temporarily appropriated your tarot cards to play poker. Aventurine: I got a full house and four people died. Black Swan: Never do this again.
December 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
artificialdevil.bsky.social
Father-daughter moment

#hsr #march7th #weltyang
A text message conversation between March 7th and Welt March: Soooo March: What is the atoms are all just moving around really fast while we aren't looking though? Welt: That is, in fact, startling close to how quantum physics actually works. Welt: Well done, March.
December 22, 2024 at 7:07 PM
artificialdevil.bsky.social
#hsr #hsrsampo

So, I was doing old sidequests and

"wait what do you mean the neuron bomb was a prank? who the hell-"
Sampo's Message: Are you having a good time at the Xianzhou Alliance? - Sampo Koski A post from twitter with the blurred out user. The text reads "YOU" and the picture is a cat being held down by a human hand. The cat's face has been replaced with a sticker of Sampo in a trashcan
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 PM
artificialdevil.bsky.social
Every Me Loves Every You

#bronseele #HI3 #GGZ #HSR

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decorative desktop wallpaper featuring multiple versions of Bronya and Seele
December 18, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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March made a group chat and this is how it's going.

#hsr #astralexpress

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Group text title "Express Kids", subtitled "Don't tell mom and dad!" Caelus: Thanks Dan Heng Dan Heng: For what exactly? And why in the group chat? Caelus sends a picture of an archival page titled "Penis" that reads "A penis, also known as a cock, was a reproductive organ." Caleus: So glad the archives have this covered Sunday: "Was"? Sunday sends a frightened Pom Pom emoji Caelus sends a picture of a man kneeling in front of a grave, grinning and giving a peace sign. "Penis" is written on the grave in meme text. March 7th: ^ me after bottom surgery!
December 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
artificialdevil.bsky.social
First thing I made with my newfound power after picking up KKS mods for these two

#ratiorine
Dr. Ratio in the drivers seat of a car with an unamused expression, Aventurine is leaning over him and halfway out the window. The caption reads "He wants to order".
December 16, 2024 at 12:05 PM