I have cortisol moon face and had to keep my head upright while swinging this heavy wig, so mein gott un himmel this is ~flattering~

BUT THE HEAVY WIG STAYS ON!!!!

My dad called me out of the blue to fucking roast my ass

He didn’t even say hello- he shot off with “Don’t quit your day job, kiddo” 😂😂😂

Brightness blasted to infinity because I have the worst lighting known to man in my house. Not a 1:1 recreation, but I’m still very pleased with how it looks!

Fr!!! Like, dude you only commute in that big truck- calm the fuck down

Like if you really want your money’s worth, babying it isn’t the way to do it. You better be fucking living out of that thing.

I just really hate big trucks. They’re so unnecessary for the majority of people. They just do it for the toxic masculinity.

Them: god does not know the strength of my truck!

Also them: tiny break in pavement at 30 mph? My poor widdle truck uwu

I have! I’m not sure where my tens unit is and I was at work at the time XD

Pain relievers help, but will upset my tummy so I’ve gotta pick my battles