Mahna Mahna.

It's where you dismiss an argument based on its source, not its substance. Like saying "it's from the Daily Mail therefore it's wrong". In this case (premium content from ep.1005) it's an "official government report" therefore it's automatically suspicious.

Are there any other ways to cook browns, apart from hashing them?

Also, you might accidentally come across some military secrets! Win-win!

You do realise that in taking 10 minutes to get to the point, you're doing exactly what the recipe bloggers do...

He's so pathetic.

Thirding.