Titus Pullo, member of the Precariat
@arthurzin.bsky.social
Eventually, I want to die of Schadenfreude -
Library Card Holder - Astral Projectionist - Conjurer of Soups
Well-Healdsburg, CA
Library Card Holder - Astral Projectionist - Conjurer of Soups
Well-Healdsburg, CA
There are so many. I can't believe I've never seen this one before.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There are so many. I can't believe I've never seen this one before.
Trump will NEVER cop to reality.
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trump will NEVER cop to reality.
Expect this to result in the remastered version, re-remastered, re-re-remastered etc. Because super fans will buy it up.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Expect this to result in the remastered version, re-remastered, re-re-remastered etc. Because super fans will buy it up.
Style and vibe goals achieved.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Style and vibe goals achieved.
Actually, that is worse worse, not betterworse.
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Actually, that is worse worse, not betterworse.
Euphemisms. The White House is a tool of Russian genocidal aggression. Be accurate.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Euphemisms. The White House is a tool of Russian genocidal aggression. Be accurate.
As bad as this is, what will be worse is that it will embolden rich criminals to go-for-broke concerning future crimes, knowing that they can buy their freedom. Don't just commit crime, commit never before seen, world record crime.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
As bad as this is, what will be worse is that it will embolden rich criminals to go-for-broke concerning future crimes, knowing that they can buy their freedom. Don't just commit crime, commit never before seen, world record crime.
Checks notes, correction, he only eats Miracle Whip.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Checks notes, correction, he only eats Miracle Whip.
There will never be enough cat content.
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There will never be enough cat content.
He is kinda sorta, half assed, finding solutions to problems he created unnecessarily.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
He is kinda sorta, half assed, finding solutions to problems he created unnecessarily.
Beware their in app game purchases on your credit card.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Beware their in app game purchases on your credit card.
Trump couldn't draw a map of his bathroom.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Trump couldn't draw a map of his bathroom.
Because the elites haven't anymore fear of the law. Actions like this become absolutely necessary.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Because the elites haven't anymore fear of the law. Actions like this become absolutely necessary.
All I see is an opportunity to solve so many problems in one swift act.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
All I see is an opportunity to solve so many problems in one swift act.
None, repeat none of us ever need to know what the opinions of any Kennedy are.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
None, repeat none of us ever need to know what the opinions of any Kennedy are.
I've known dogs that big that want to climb into a shirt pocket inorder to cuddle.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've known dogs that big that want to climb into a shirt pocket inorder to cuddle.
Yes, it's true. Your favorite pro golfers are fascist oligarchs, too! What did you think? They've spent their lives hanging at private country clubs with evil men and entertaining them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yes, it's true. Your favorite pro golfers are fascist oligarchs, too! What did you think? They've spent their lives hanging at private country clubs with evil men and entertaining them.
Fraud is now aggressive accounting. Can I say that if I get audited?
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Fraud is now aggressive accounting. Can I say that if I get audited?
Fuck the dumb publicity stunt. Charge him, court trial, conviction, imprisonment.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fuck the dumb publicity stunt. Charge him, court trial, conviction, imprisonment.
Translation: we need you to keep your money in the market so that we can do some profit taking.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Translation: we need you to keep your money in the market so that we can do some profit taking.
By tweaked, I hope they mean used as toilet paper.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
By tweaked, I hope they mean used as toilet paper.