Do NOT eat Republicans. They are greasy, not solid, and carry zero substance.

Aww, c'mon, you can tell me...

Hopper replied: Don't you fucking look at me!

You can't uncrack an egg, shitheads.

I spent a lot of time in college statistics class trying to figure out if every drop of water on earth was once the urine of a human. Results were inconclusive. Too many sliding variables.

Optimistic but not hopeful. My other account (the work one) has picked up about 100 followers. 90 percent of them are promoting OnlyFans accounts or similar scams. Very little real interaction.

The little twisty knob that lets you lock the bathroom door.