Arthur
@arthurbikes.bsky.social
MTB, Cosmos DB, and Guild Wars. Did a lot of SQL performance tuning.
I need some friends who I can talk into racing mountain bikes with me next year
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I need some friends who I can talk into racing mountain bikes with me next year
Reading my homophobic dad’s Baldur’s Gate 3 review to my mom so she knows why I don’t talk to him (my parents have been divorced for decades)
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reading my homophobic dad’s Baldur’s Gate 3 review to my mom so she knows why I don’t talk to him (my parents have been divorced for decades)
You know you’re in Minnesota when there’s a space heater in the bathroom
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You know you’re in Minnesota when there’s a space heater in the bathroom
When I move back to Colorado, I’m definitely installing a bidet. This is great
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When I move back to Colorado, I’m definitely installing a bidet. This is great
I deeply regret not bringing a white noise machine home for the holidays.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I deeply regret not bringing a white noise machine home for the holidays.
Wait, ride hailing apps play an ad while you wait for the car to arrive? I need an ad blocker for literally everything these days 😷
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Wait, ride hailing apps play an ad while you wait for the car to arrive? I need an ad blocker for literally everything these days 😷
This one perplexes me. I have only known a couple people personally who text and drive, but culturally it seems like it’s literally everyone else. Kinda reminds me of masking during covid, when everyone gave up but some of us hung on
We’ve 100% lost the war on using phones while driving and it’s the worst.
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This one perplexes me. I have only known a couple people personally who text and drive, but culturally it seems like it’s literally everyone else. Kinda reminds me of masking during covid, when everyone gave up but some of us hung on
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Trump smile this big 🤯
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Trump smile this big 🤯
I am really bad at confrontation, like Minnesota-nice level. But today I have to do it with a peer who has let me down multiple times
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am really bad at confrontation, like Minnesota-nice level. But today I have to do it with a peer who has let me down multiple times
Random memory from my childhood: a teacher once accused me of farting on purpose and brought it up to my parents
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Random memory from my childhood: a teacher once accused me of farting on purpose and brought it up to my parents
Did a deep dive into Cosmos DB indexing today…my head hurts but I learned a lot
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did a deep dive into Cosmos DB indexing today…my head hurts but I learned a lot
Imagine that the Trump blowing Bill Clinton story is true and Hillary knew it but didn’t use it in the 2016 election.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Imagine that the Trump blowing Bill Clinton story is true and Hillary knew it but didn’t use it in the 2016 election.
I’m out here advocating for a safer street and my city council members are replying and giving feedback 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m out here advocating for a safer street and my city council members are replying and giving feedback 🥹
I won the seat lottery on my first flight, there’s an empty seat next to me. I will share my winnings with all my friends, you may each have 1/10th of the seat
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I won the seat lottery on my first flight, there’s an empty seat next to me. I will share my winnings with all my friends, you may each have 1/10th of the seat
When we stop seeing AI ads in airports, that’ll be a sign that we’re doomed
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When we stop seeing AI ads in airports, that’ll be a sign that we’re doomed
Gonna be a long day of flying. I was ready to deal with a lot but at least I thought the senate democrats would make it worth the pain.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Gonna be a long day of flying. I was ready to deal with a lot but at least I thought the senate democrats would make it worth the pain.
It is funny that battlefield caps xp at about 4-5 hours of play a day. I haven’t been tempted to play nearly that much
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It is funny that battlefield caps xp at about 4-5 hours of play a day. I haven’t been tempted to play nearly that much
Government shutdown right when I need to fly for work 😂
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Government shutdown right when I need to fly for work 😂
Interesting how gym advice has changed from high volume to pretty low volume but high intensity. Realistically it’s nice to have less time in the gym while making better progress
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Interesting how gym advice has changed from high volume to pretty low volume but high intensity. Realistically it’s nice to have less time in the gym while making better progress
On day 2 of updating my old laptop to a newer version of Windows 😵💫
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
On day 2 of updating my old laptop to a newer version of Windows 😵💫
Setting up Zwift has simultaneously become more difficult and easier than I imagined. 😬
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Setting up Zwift has simultaneously become more difficult and easier than I imagined. 😬
Computers were a mistake. We peaked at bicycles. Let’s go ride bicycles
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Computers were a mistake. We peaked at bicycles. Let’s go ride bicycles
They need to put the aluminum back in deodorant, this new stuff sucks
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
They need to put the aluminum back in deodorant, this new stuff sucks
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