@jcrabapple That feeling actually comes with being over 50.

@VeroniqueB99 Meanwhile, Lassie made off with the body …

@VeroniqueB99 I wouldn’t say 180°. It’s not just the authoritarianism within the US, which is bad enough. But we in the West have found out that said madman can single-handedly make the US turn on longtime allies and betray them. That is an experience that many countries already had with the US […]

@VeroniqueB99 “Why are you jumping up and down?”
“It said ‘shake before use’, but I forgot.”

@VeroniqueB99 Didn’t we see some falling ICE recently?

They could still warn: “Careful, hell is about to freeze over”.

@VeroniqueB99 Welll … global warming causes the Arctic to heat up much quicker than the rest of the globe, which causes the polar vortex to become less stable and wander further south than it used to. So global warming allows polar air to reach areas that it hasn’t reached in human memory. Get […]

@VeroniqueB99 They’re great! I love #6 😄

The time between making a stupid mistake and realising your error: 1 ohnosecond.

@VeroniqueB99 Potato, potato, right?

@ionica Het is niet eens een kwestie van “leuk vinden”. Geef iemand die goed is met cijfers maar eens flinke geldzorgen, dan blijkt dat de stress daarvan het IQ (en daarmee de gecijferdheid) flink doet afnemen. Dat is ook de reden dat het zo moeilijk is om zonder hulp uit armoede te ontsnappen […]

@VeroniqueB99 I’ve also seen it with

CYCLIST
LANE
BLOCKED

@VeroniqueB99 [sound of rubber band snapping back]

@VeroniqueB99 It’s the inner ugliness growing out. Those disfigured faces will be a mark of shame in the post-Trump world.

@VeroniqueB99 Take a catcher. They get it.

[Profanity]

@stuartl @VeroniqueB99 IIRC “cazzo” is not “for fuck’s sake”, but “dick” or “dickhead”. De Falco insulted Schettino personally. With reason, I might add.

I don’t think that Trump will have anywhere left to escape. He likes strongmen. If he has to flee, he’ll be weak and any […]

@VeroniqueB99 Stupid design. Why not keep it even with the landing?