This au makes me squeal and kick my feet

I like to think Poseidon's original plan was to make sure Achilles got to be the first one to get Patroclus since they are mates, but he didn't have to worry about that, Achilles had already freed himself by the time Poseidon had gotten Patroclus free from the restraints

Simply tradition at this point, he has to end up pregnant one way or another

COME ON GUYS HES GOT 2 HOLRES FOR A REASON!!

THE CURSED STRUGGLE!!

Omg so incredibly real

I LOVE HADES X POSEIDON RAHHH

Someone's enjoying themselves (it's me, I'm enjoying myself,)

The Zeus design is by @neal-illustrator.bsky.social

Cloudy looks high... maybe that's just me, but now I'm laughing so hard

MOVE ZEUS MY TURN WITH THE CUP MAN

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

Then the poseidons start making out-

WHO SAID THAT

Cloudysseus does this on a regular basis in my mind now

He is in a constant state of 'I just smoked a fuck ton of weed'