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twink brain in dad body
So the column they're raising is actually just a pepperoni? I mean, some days it takes a bit longer than others, but the whips and personnel is overkill. For me.
November 4, 2024 at 11:36 AM
So the column they're raising is actually just a pepperoni? I mean, some days it takes a bit longer than others, but the whips and personnel is overkill. For me.
But which way does it UNROLLLLLL???
October 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
But which way does it UNROLLLLLL???
I see the gardening hoe, but what's the name of that tool you're holding? ;)
October 26, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I see the gardening hoe, but what's the name of that tool you're holding? ;)
Feel better! Happy Birthday!
October 26, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Feel better! Happy Birthday!
As is proper and deserved.
October 24, 2024 at 8:21 PM
As is proper and deserved.
"I thought *you* were getting *me* breakfast."
October 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
"I thought *you* were getting *me* breakfast."
Food. Don't forget free food.
October 24, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Food. Don't forget free food.
I am alarmed at the number of ways it's possible to get H O T T O G O wrong.
October 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I am alarmed at the number of ways it's possible to get H O T T O G O wrong.
"How are you not THE BAD KIND of super villain?"
October 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
"How are you not THE BAD KIND of super villain?"
Perfect, actually.
October 23, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Perfect, actually.
These shots made me pregnant.
October 23, 2024 at 2:34 PM
These shots made me pregnant.
A hot, soapy bath does wonders for my mood.
October 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM
A hot, soapy bath does wonders for my mood.
Please please do it
October 13, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Please please do it