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she/her. 18+. Enemy of Marc Andreessen.
tip your pizza driver
tip your pizza driver
if i have to wait on hold for more than half an hour, you should not legally be allowed to say "we're sorry to keep you waiting", "your call is very important to us", or "we will be with you shortly"
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
if i have to wait on hold for more than half an hour, you should not legally be allowed to say "we're sorry to keep you waiting", "your call is very important to us", or "we will be with you shortly"
Minnesota State Troopers Use Your Turn Signals Challenge: failed miserably
August 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Minnesota State Troopers Use Your Turn Signals Challenge: failed miserably
if you have LED headlights you are an active danger to everyone else on the road and you should be ashamed
August 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
if you have LED headlights you are an active danger to everyone else on the road and you should be ashamed
a second naked nord has hit the morrowind playthrough
July 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
a second naked nord has hit the morrowind playthrough
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Swapping to Linux is basically transing your computer like you go from stock standard OS to anything you could think of that matches who you are but you have to go on forums to figure out who you are and what upkeep you need & treatment your config needs is different than what the doctor tells you
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Swapping to Linux is basically transing your computer like you go from stock standard OS to anything you could think of that matches who you are but you have to go on forums to figure out who you are and what upkeep you need & treatment your config needs is different than what the doctor tells you
don't order pizza if you're not going to be fucking home this should not be rocket science
June 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
don't order pizza if you're not going to be fucking home this should not be rocket science
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customers love to say "will you come to the 15th floor i will tip you $2"
April 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
customers love to say "will you come to the 15th floor i will tip you $2"
four cards to get to know me.
this probably says something about me
this probably says something about me
April 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
four cards to get to know me.
this probably says something about me
this probably says something about me
getting high and age regressing, call that Penjamin Button
April 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
getting high and age regressing, call that Penjamin Button
the paradox of lactose intolerance
April 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the paradox of lactose intolerance
im grumpy today so im dealing with customers by posting through it. this will be a thread
April 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
im grumpy today so im dealing with customers by posting through it. this will be a thread
growing up with liberal parents is just realizing more and more how much you hate bill clinton
April 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
growing up with liberal parents is just realizing more and more how much you hate bill clinton
abandon poetics, you aren't allowed to be depressed any more
April 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
abandon poetics, you aren't allowed to be depressed any more
the 90s called, they said your outfit is fucking SICKKK!!!!!
March 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the 90s called, they said your outfit is fucking SICKKK!!!!!
pro tip: if youre expecting pizza, dont put your phone on Do Not Disturb
March 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
pro tip: if youre expecting pizza, dont put your phone on Do Not Disturb
spare pussy, comrade?
March 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
spare pussy, comrade?
liquifying my gender so i can go into the men's room cuz the line is shorter
March 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
liquifying my gender so i can go into the men's room cuz the line is shorter
smoking the weed that puts your body in manual
March 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
smoking the weed that puts your body in manual
Fuck You *lowers your case*
February 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Fuck You *lowers your case*
they call my dick the chevy the way im driving it into a dry levy
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
they call my dick the chevy the way im driving it into a dry levy
cats will say "are you gonna eat that?" and then not wait for a response
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
cats will say "are you gonna eat that?" and then not wait for a response
sex obi-wan kenobi: this was your father's vibrator
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
sex obi-wan kenobi: this was your father's vibrator
if you write on the delivery instructions to "call to get in" and then when i call say your on your way down, you didnt tip enough
January 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
if you write on the delivery instructions to "call to get in" and then when i call say your on your way down, you didnt tip enough
ask not for whom the rick rolls; it rolls for thee
January 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
ask not for whom the rick rolls; it rolls for thee
i clicked on the ad twice while trying to skip it because the hitbox of the little x in the corner is so small, and the company that fed me the ad told instacart that they got engagement
January 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i clicked on the ad twice while trying to skip it because the hitbox of the little x in the corner is so small, and the company that fed me the ad told instacart that they got engagement