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artemisslime.bsky.social
emet-selch’s third seat
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artemis • he/him • ffxiv enjoyer, paid heavy object lifter, dumbass
love ffxiv so much. “here’s the person that’s gonna save us all” and they introduce the sluttiest hrothgal on this side of the star (me)
June 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
man kinda scared i got myself into yet another “man manages to hide his disturbingly bad self for A While” situation and wtf !!!
May 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
oooohoohugu i’m beign sos sos so normal…. i promise i promise
May 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
are you fucking kidding me
May 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i love that i have very accepting coworkers, but it’s always funny when they just don’t fully understand, so im being hit with “she” while talking about transitioning to a whole dude 😭
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
hitting dawntrail, if I wasn’t already one of wuk lamat’s shooters, im sure about to be
April 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I AM GOING TO BE VERY JORMAL ABOUT THIS IM GOING TO BE VERY BARK BARKABRK BARK WOOF WOOOF WOOF BARK
April 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i am flinging myself around the room
April 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I love my bf… but if I pay for weed, and you take into the roommates room to smoke, im gonna get a little upset if it’s left in there!! i just wanna take a dab :’)
April 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
ngl a very entertaining bit of endwalker was just gloves off duking it out with Zenos. just straight fists. love that for lunala
April 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i think i should get to fight one of my coworkers a week, because WHO TF shoved this busted case to the BACK of the shelf !!!
April 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
fffinally completed endwalker…. what do you mean……….
April 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by emet-selch’s third seat
and how about you try summoning some bitches
April 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i have a Lot of screenshots from this last stretch of endwalker but. What The Fuck? what the fuck.. what do you MEAN
April 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
just finished elpis arc. no i’m not leaving the fetal position for a while.
April 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Forgot I was at the entrance of “the dark inside” when I logged back in
a statue of a man with a beard and ears
ALT: a statue of a man with a beard and ears
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I probably come off as a villain-fucker when I talk about ffxiv (which is ok!), but I have to assure anyone listening that I do want to fuck the good guys too. like they’re not out of the question.
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
starting to get the uneasy feeling that my partner doesn’t truly see me as a man but just “best of both worlds” kinda trans man.
March 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
dealing with a lot of body dysphoria but I got mogtomes to collect so idc about that right now
March 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“In from the cold” is my current MSQ in ffxiv and so I’ve taken to working on my crafting/gathering because I Really Don’t wanna do that duty
March 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
also dancer is quickly becoming my favorite class. too fun I love to run
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
my bf likes to go on about how good emet selch is going to be with some of his decks and I’m sitting here going “hundsbant ❤️💖🩷💖❤️🩷💖❤️💖🩷❤️”
February 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
sucks in a way that im the only one I know within a 30 mile radius that plays ffxiv. constantly trying to recruit people but man.
February 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
very excited for the mtg x ff sets, a deck centered around emet-selch titled “cunty grandpa” is eminent.
February 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I haven’t said much about my transition bc tbh, not much on the physical front. I do have to often explain I’m a f*ggot over voice chat sometimes when I mention having a bf
February 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM