Sage Coyote 🌿
@artemisialatrans.bsky.social
I’m Sage (38, He/Him), a desert dog who’s been transplanted to the coastal rainforest of the PNW. Ask me about plants! 🔞please. pfp: @yotecoyote.bsky.social
An intergenerational bonding moment
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
An intergenerational bonding moment
Gotta keep warm!!
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Gotta keep warm!!
I make Hapsburg jokes about my brother-in-law’s Golden Doodle all the time.
He doesn’t like it, but I don’t particularly like him so it’s fine 💕
He doesn’t like it, but I don’t particularly like him so it’s fine 💕
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I make Hapsburg jokes about my brother-in-law’s Golden Doodle all the time.
He doesn’t like it, but I don’t particularly like him so it’s fine 💕
He doesn’t like it, but I don’t particularly like him so it’s fine 💕
Did you make the appointment? I just finished mine.
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Did you make the appointment? I just finished mine.
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Definitely my most popular piece, "Don't Disturb the Locals" from early 2022
February 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Definitely my most popular piece, "Don't Disturb the Locals" from early 2022