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Artemais
@artemais.bsky.social
i just want to be the spookiest, sluttiest witch in the swamp | Columbus | 28 | sushi chef
so who is trying to go to iml together
February 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
just sat for over an hour with my headphones on … not turned on, just sitting on my head. Idk how I didn’t notice until now but honestly it’s not even that surprising
January 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
ahhh i just realized i have to work 4 more days this week and i hate that
January 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nothing is worse than getting in the shower in the winter and suddenly now that your body is warm you realize that you need to poop so you have to take two showers
January 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i follow too many hot boys who do tattoos or and art and it’s really upsetting bc i want to pick my next tattoo but i can’t decide who to hit up and instead I’m like what if i just got like 5 at once that would be reasonable right surely
December 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I watched a man blow glass today at Yuletide and I have to say I don’t think I have found anyone that sexy in a WHILE like yes he was already hot but then watching him just completely confident and fielding questions from a crowd while handling molten glass ??? fucking WHEW 🥵
December 22, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Reposted by Artemais
A massive thank you to my Patreons, my pals for doing a bunch of voice over bits, @maxmakesmagic.com for continuing to host Magic's almost lost archive of work, & @coolstuffinc.bsky.social for sponsoring this video.
December 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
need to find someone else w/ an oral fixation like i just want to put on a movie and idly suck your dick and then put on the sequel while you eat my ass is that so much to ask
December 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I didn’t even make it a month before accidentally just scrolling through someones acc thinking it was just my followed feed, someone put me in a cage jfc
December 15, 2024 at 6:03 AM
to get my mind off my horrific spatial reasoning though, have a nude
December 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
so im building myself some benches so i have enough seating to host d&d and i spent like 3 weeks planning and checking measurements … and the today i finally pull the cord and buy the lumber and i realize only after having the plywood cut for the bench seats that i simply am an idiot
December 15, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Happy hump day 🫠
November 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
if you ask me to describe the ideal man I’m prob just sending you a link to @josephmschultz.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
let me be clear. i am probably the gayest motherfucker you’ll ever meet but vi at the beginning of episode 5 is so fucking hot oh my fucking god
November 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
having dreams of grandeur (buying/building a big table so I can host board game and mtg nights)
November 16, 2024 at 6:14 PM
my toxic trait is thinking I could 100% train a cat to use those little buttons talk to me
November 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
think I’ll do one weekly prompt a week, as a treat (for myself bc i love attention) so here is fcf
November 15, 2024 at 6:02 PM
take a gummy and listen to the dandadan OP on repeat for an hour? don’t mind if I do 😊
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
can’t decide if I want to just start posting nudes on here or if I want to retain the mystery and just talk abt ttrpgs/wow/mtg on here
November 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
turns out i forgot this thing existed almost immediately, but anyway, hi babes how have yall been
October 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
We may have found our new hyperfixation 🕷️🕸️🕷️
November 13, 2023 at 4:30 PM
🕸️💀 Hocus pocus, now I’ve got your focus 🎃🕷️
October 23, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Just realized I can post all my old pics here and it’s technically new content let’s go
October 23, 2023 at 8:43 PM
We’ve arrived
October 21, 2023 at 3:57 AM