Top 3% of non men lays is a way better pull to put on my insta than “you listened to 20% more country this year cowgirl”

Consider: while walking in japan one can acquire a second leather jacket by talking to any cool looking old man.

Don’t let my boyfriends find out thats what we call them in the group chat

Devastating: ambiguous looking bartender not the race or gender you thought.

Play my copy of silksong and get some followers

Oh….oh….okay soooo hmmm

You could easily spin this into a 2 hour conspiracy that any man over 45 in a bar 3 deep would adopt as stone cold fact but you’re not willing to help me introduce snakes to tails and get this societal collapse rip roaring

Make sure their not an actor…ive been in their tent yard before

Second reminder: name breakcore project

Fumin, beyond and odeon

Fat dollop greek yogurt