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chaotic evil for fun and profit 💬
@artbyhobo.bsky.social
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🔞 no minors. drinking maga tears while we all circle the drain, high on schadenfruede. comic artist, forever gm (5e, tales of the valiant, learning castles & crusades, and blades in the dark). no ai slop, crypto, comicsgate (aka babygate). he/she.
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heads up
a frozen turkey being put into the fridge. the caption says "i dont know who needs to hear this, but its time to move the frozen turkey to the fridge". because it takes a week for a frozen turkey to thaw.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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a question is asked: what a i did you use? an awesome cowboy answers, "it's a little program called hard work..."
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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gordon ramsey saying "finally, some good fucking news"
April 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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first, a happy expression with the associated caption, "cool tentacle monsters beneath 19 mile iceberg". next, an expression of abject despair with the associated caption, "19 mile iceberg broke off from antarctica due to climate change."
March 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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how much is your chicken? 😨
2.64 pounds of chicken for $22.41
March 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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a chihuahua expressing despair.
March 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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whew
a pack of chicken breasts, over 2½ pounds, now costs $22.41. it used to cost $8.
March 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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screenshot of the old oregon trail game. caption: "anti-vaxx trail, you have died of a preventable disease."
March 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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content warning rape, abuse

oh god
trigger warning for rape / sexual assault. a screenshot of the url for a trans survivor on RAINN's website. the story was removed and replaced with "you are not authorized to access this page."
February 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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a dirty, rusted old dumpster on wheels.
February 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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edelgard and hubert from fire emblem three houses. hubert is tall, and edelgard is tiny, standing just above hubert's knee.
February 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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LETS DO THIS
lil jon holding vaccine doses in his "shots" music video. he is hollering "shots, everybody!"
February 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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MURICA
eighteen eggs for $10.49. previous price was around $3.
February 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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🚨✋🛑STOP🛑✋🚨❤️

THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.

THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
my chihuahua mango is laying on my bed. he is holding a heart-shaped stuffy that says "kiss me". he has a big grin on his face, and he looks like a little baby!
November 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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a discarded arm chair with its front legs broken. it looks like its sitting in defeat.
March 11, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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a cat character from richard scarey's books. she jd laying on top of her bed and staring wide-eyed at the ceiling, completely dumbfounded and maybe a little bit horrified.
December 23, 2023 at 3:10 AM
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how your email finds me
a pokemon? i think? its cute and smiling, and the caption says "be adorable, be kind. drink the bones of the rich."
December 20, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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remember when even one tracking attempt was a huge deal
a screenshot that says "92,105 tracking attempts blocked"
December 16, 2023 at 6:40 AM
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lmaooooo
a dude turning the volume all the way up to ten, and then he screams, throws up a power fist and jams out HARD.
December 8, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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me
superman scrunching up his face in dismay and disgust
December 8, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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folks, please do not do this. a simple "i do not want to explain this right now" is enough. you do not know who may have cognitive disabilities. we're told to ask for clarification when we don't understand something, and when we do, this happens. frequently. even in "inclusive" communities.
the end of an interaction between me and someone else. i was confused about a post this person made and said "??? that was a genuine question, i actually do not know. i am not sure what i did to deserve that reply. is not knowing something all it takes? 🤨" op replied "i don't owe you an explanation. figure it out or don't."
December 8, 2023 at 4:08 AM
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a woman at the airport, speaking to security or a gate agent. he asks her reason for flying: "business or pleasure?" and she replies, "combat."
December 8, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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a cop holding up his hand to halt. the caption says "stop! this person is seeking attention! please do not reply and move on with your day."
December 8, 2023 at 1:38 AM
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❄: "ITS NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS, THERE IS A REASON FOR THE SEASON"

me: "wow you're right, ty for telling me. happy hannukah!"

❄:
a credit card being scanned into a card reader. the card says "victim card". because people who whine and moan about "happy holidays" need a hobby and a clue.
December 8, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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mandatory reporter: remember, if you find yourself being abused, remove yourself immediately and tell an adult 😊

kid me: okay

kid me, later: my [abuser] punched me for not washing my hair

also mandatory reporter: that can't be true, he's a nice guy! youre just lying for attention 🤨

me:
a chihuahua with a powerfully unamused and disappointed expression
December 7, 2023 at 2:33 AM