Travis
@artaxoutthemud.bsky.social
Who wast Thou, O Caesar, that Thou knewest God in an horse?
Owning a pair of smart glasses increases the odds you're a rapist.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Owning a pair of smart glasses increases the odds you're a rapist.
What happens to forged art after it's discovered? Is it destroyed to prevent it leaking back into the supply? Or is it legalized and returned to market as a fine reproduction? DM me with any leads on Meegeren's Vermeer's The Supper at Emmaus.
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What happens to forged art after it's discovered? Is it destroyed to prevent it leaking back into the supply? Or is it legalized and returned to market as a fine reproduction? DM me with any leads on Meegeren's Vermeer's The Supper at Emmaus.
H.R. Giger developed a whole style just to avoid drawing feet.
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
H.R. Giger developed a whole style just to avoid drawing feet.
In an inspiring show of grace Sarkozy agrees to "sleep with my head held high" to make it easier to take measurements for the guillotine.
September 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
In an inspiring show of grace Sarkozy agrees to "sleep with my head held high" to make it easier to take measurements for the guillotine.
Seems many NDAs as worded let you freely disclose false information.
September 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Seems many NDAs as worded let you freely disclose false information.
Turd dropping over pec popping. Stay healthy.
August 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Turd dropping over pec popping. Stay healthy.
Completing smartwatch activity rings on the gym toilets is fucking brolic, my bros.
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Completing smartwatch activity rings on the gym toilets is fucking brolic, my bros.
What walks on four espressos in the morning, two espressos at noon, and three espressos in the evening? This horse right cheer!
August 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
What walks on four espressos in the morning, two espressos at noon, and three espressos in the evening? This horse right cheer!
Sign up for ChatBay! Agentify piracy with AI assistants that learn from your torrenting history and work tirelessly to bring you new media like a pack of fetch-dogs unleashed in a library.
August 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sign up for ChatBay! Agentify piracy with AI assistants that learn from your torrenting history and work tirelessly to bring you new media like a pack of fetch-dogs unleashed in a library.
How to prompt chat to respond with the binaries of pirated media?
August 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How to prompt chat to respond with the binaries of pirated media?
The weather right now is things cats hate.
August 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The weather right now is things cats hate.
Pop a bottle every time we lap a cyberpunk dystopia.
July 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Pop a bottle every time we lap a cyberpunk dystopia.
The LLM addiction treatment industry shall be vast and breathless.
July 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The LLM addiction treatment industry shall be vast and breathless.
If you must live in a bog, be a Lou Ottens and not an Ali Niknam.
June 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you must live in a bog, be a Lou Ottens and not an Ali Niknam.
Your favorite god's favorite god.
June 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Your favorite god's favorite god.
And here I thought prompting ChatGPT to recreate Ulysses in time for Bloomsday would be easy.
June 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
And here I thought prompting ChatGPT to recreate Ulysses in time for Bloomsday would be easy.
Selling 60 NFTs of the Hitler Diaries for $TRUMP. Open bidding in the group chat.
June 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Selling 60 NFTs of the Hitler Diaries for $TRUMP. Open bidding in the group chat.
When I step into a room pimps hide they foals.
June 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When I step into a room pimps hide they foals.
When port authorities seize massive cocaine shipments hidden in fruit the real crime is against everyone who was expecting fresh fruit that day.
June 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When port authorities seize massive cocaine shipments hidden in fruit the real crime is against everyone who was expecting fresh fruit that day.
Which characteristic of the average CEO is most shamanistic? Alternative medicine deprivation schemes? Sexual exploitation? Mediumship for market gods? Or prognostication in times of uncertainty?
June 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Which characteristic of the average CEO is most shamanistic? Alternative medicine deprivation schemes? Sexual exploitation? Mediumship for market gods? Or prognostication in times of uncertainty?
Pleased to announce that I've been working together with Colossal Biosciences to bring back nuckalavees in time for the dog days of summer. Saddle up! It's the only horse that leads YOU to water! Nuckalavee baby!
June 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Pleased to announce that I've been working together with Colossal Biosciences to bring back nuckalavees in time for the dog days of summer. Saddle up! It's the only horse that leads YOU to water! Nuckalavee baby!
What could be more Jianghu than a gangster who tried to stop a car with his bare hands? Ganbei, Master W.
June 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What could be more Jianghu than a gangster who tried to stop a car with his bare hands? Ganbei, Master W.
The jobs most protected against AI are those that require you to use creativity, critical thinking, and emotional intelligence to flatter the bosses.
May 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The jobs most protected against AI are those that require you to use creativity, critical thinking, and emotional intelligence to flatter the bosses.
Even if you're already an amazing plagiarist GenAI can really improve your alibi in ways no single human ever could.
May 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Even if you're already an amazing plagiarist GenAI can really improve your alibi in ways no single human ever could.
Solo! Beef is back on the menu.
May 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Solo! Beef is back on the menu.