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Lauren
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Things that make me work on my budget/spending tracker
1) adhd medication
2) booze (unexpected)
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Do you ever get so stressed that you end up ironing your pillow cases cause you need to control SOMETHING.? Me either

Unrelated, ironed pillow cases are CRISP
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lmao my roommate underestimated how gay heated rivalry is.

Now she’s suffering through a sex scene and dealing with the peanut gallery (myself and our other roommate).
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
New oracle deck idea: it’s just a tarot deck with one extra card the therapist.

If it’s draw at any point during a spread you immediately pack up and schedule an appointment with your therapist
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’ve never actually looked at my neck while I was doing it and I did today and yeah ok I understand why it freaks people out wtf that shouldn’t do that.
Sometimes I forget that with hypermobility I can push my trachea side to side in my neck and that it’s HORRIFYING to see from the outside.

Anyway I showed my mom and she says she should’ve eaten me when I was a baby.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Idk wtf pink noise is but my fan is broken and that’s the closest audio profile for background noise that’ll allow me to sleep so here we are.

Not even ten hours of fan noises hits right. I’m turning into my grandmother and her insane white noise machine that was AWFUL when I was a child.
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Why’d it take 26 years and me actively asking to be tested for adhd to get a diagnosis, when my boss met me and clocked my adhd ass within MINUTES.
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sometimes I forget that with hypermobility I can push my trachea side to side in my neck and that it’s HORRIFYING to see from the outside.

Anyway I showed my mom and she says she should’ve eaten me when I was a baby.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I use to drive an absolute pos suv. The check engine light was always on, the cruise control didn’t work and it would randomly only go 15 miles/hour. I fucking HATED that car.

Sometimes I miss it so fucking much.
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My bestie didn’t know Jason Todd was 17 when he was the red hood until I was tabling about it yesterday and she was like “oh my god that explains why he was LIKE THAT” which yeah.
October 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Exciting moment today, I fell off a step ladder and don’t even injure myself (beyond a couple bruises).

It’s a good day :)
September 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Thinking about how in Batman beyond Ra’s Al ghul was played by fucking Liam Neeson

I love Liam Nesson but Ra’s is Chinese???
September 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My right arm decided tonight would be painful, so I’m over here on the verge of dislocating my shoulder to stretch it out enough for me to be able to sleep.

Joint disorders suck yo
August 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I think a lot of the smart watch trend is kind of a rip off. Like sure, Apple Watch has been around for a while but for most you have like two yeah before the app is no longer supported.

I’ve had a Kate spade hybrid watch since 2018.I still get the notifications, but I can’t change the settings
August 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My favorite part of not being afraid of spiders, is being able to inflict psychic damage upon those who are.

My brother will never know peace, only spiders.
August 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sometimes when my migraines are really bad, I understand why trepanation exists.
August 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I fuckin love fruity pebbles
August 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Just popped my sternum and it was such a good pop I’m gonna be thinking about it for the next week.
June 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m so mad about space. Galaxies are so beautiful but it’s so horrifyingly huge and terrifyingly unknowable.

I long for the cosmos but fear what’s out there.
June 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My roommate just called me to come into her room so I could remove a spider from her ceiling.

She would kill it, I deliver it safely outside.
May 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Lauren
May 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Roommate asked me if the reason Dartg Vader wore a cape is cause he’s got no ass. I mentioned dooku wears one too and now we’re trying to find out if Christopher Lee was caked.
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The labor party in Australia won by such a large margin 🥲 they’ll be able to do so much good for Australia 🥲🥲🥲

God I wish that was my government. 🥲🥲🥲
May 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Best part of having a millennial boss is he understands my vine references, and appreciates my gifs.
May 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The only time I would ever comment on anything was during a creative writing class in college.

So now everytime I comment on AO3 the tone of very “comment on blackboard” :/

Unrelated: does referencing blackboard age me? 😬
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM